JESUS (just a very heavy sleeper): WTF, you guys?! I woke up locked in a fucking cave!
PETER: Oh my god! You came back from the dead!
JESUS (sensing an opportunity): Yes. That is… that’s a thing I can do.
[invention of fish net stockings]
fisherman 1: Help! I got caught in the fish net!
fisherman 2: is it just me or is dave looking a little ... hot?
fisherman 3: no dave is definitely being hot rn