jason waterfalls

i don’t smoke weed anymore

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feeding tuffy tiny slices of jamón to prepare her for our summer in barcelona

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you’re in her DMs i’m making her take a siesta in my bed before i take her out to dinner

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what’s going on in girls’ minds when they’re hanging out

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accidentally called el papá (the pope) la papa (the potato) and now i’m being arrested by the spanish federal police

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who put me on the aba therapists of new jersey’s calling list

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smoking chinese cigarettes in barcelona

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@mattsutaaki don’t worry about it kitten

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imagine going over your crush’s house and they have an alexa

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you’re in her DMs i’m giving her uppies because i’m a foot taller than her

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@_henry________ no need to apologize henry you're the one with a yamaha silverface receiver

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just say you're poor it's okay

[Cèlia Charlotte Olympia @SCENTEDSIREN]

Firm believer that you don't need these many perfumes in your cabinet. Stick to a budget you can maintain + notes that melt on your skin, not clash on it. There's nothing wrong with having a small collection as long as your choices are built from criteria, not hype.

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what’s up w europeans not being able to take a joke and never having air conditioning

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@soakingwetmode god forbid a woman has a little fun joking off on the internet

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@SCENTEDSIREN es Prosciutto di Parma, pero no te preocupes.. estaré en sant gervasi con la gatita muy pronto, y tú y yo podremos pelear en la calle

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feeding tuffy tiny slices of jamón to prepare her for our summer in barcelona

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@SCENTEDSIREN cuándo recibirán los ciudadanos de la UE su sentido del humor y su capacidad para entender el sarcasmo prescritos por el gobierno

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@cathlichorchata no va a follarte piojosa

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@emptychurchr it's okay

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@SalmanFahad_j shukran habibi

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@annathropoIogy you can just buy new ones

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@SCENTEDSIREN my dad can beat up your dad