Doomface

On your knees, dogs! The official account of DOOMFACE! Lord of Desecration, Betrayer of Hope, THE FACE OF THY DOOM! All-around swell guy. #kneelbeforedoomface

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@TMZ Might I offer her my services as a necromancer?

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@ContextVariable @Aaron_Sparrow Preposterous. DOOMFACE cares not for human carnality.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@TRHLofficial There are #NoKings before which you shall bow; however, all shall KNEEL before DOOMFACE!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

There are #NoKings before which you shall bow; however, all shall KNEEL before God Emperor DOOMFACE!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@BeholdyourQueen @Rippalorian @Cap_White I believe it’s MISSING something, Lexi.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@Aaron_Sparrow I do not commit “microaggressions.”

All of my aggressions are MACRO.

Anything worth doing is worth OVERDOING.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@Seiriuss @Aaron_Sparrow Doomface cares not to inhabit her dessicated viscera.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

Who knew all it took was standing on the border and waving a pointed stick?

[Lexi @BeholdyourQueen]

Taking over France with the boss, this shouldn’t take long.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@mynerdyhome They can play dress up all they want; but they SHALL kneel, as will all.

All you yearn for equality, fall at the feet of DOOMFACE; you will be made perfect in the knowledge that before him, you are all EQUALLY worthless.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

Quite the contrary, ladies.

ALL shall kneel!
#KneelbeforeDoomface

[Dallas Morning News @dallasnews]

Dozens of women dressed as handmaidens silently walk through downtown as part of a ‘March of Dissent’ before a ‘No Kings’ protest against policies of the Trump administration on Saturday, June 14, 2025, in Fort Worth. More: https://t.co/guH36XS3dg

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

ALL shall kneel, you preening churl.

KNEEL… before DOOMFACE!

[The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial]

Sen. Cory Booker: “If you can make Alex Padilla forcibly kneel before this executive, when does it stop?”

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@revsully

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@JDBIllustrator @Aaron_Sparrow DOOMFACE does nothing in half-measure.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@UpurJunction @Aaron_Sparrow And what, pray tell, do you presume would end my reign after a paltry 1,000 years?

[Aaron Sparrow™, Blocked But Never Forgotten @Aaron_Sparrow]

FROM THE DESK OF DOOMFACE: It is with great pleasure that your Dread Lord Doomface announces that both inks and colors for KNEEL BEFORE DOOMFACE #1 have been COMPLETED.

The project now moves on to lettering, and then, final production. We expect both to be complete within a month’s time, and then your bounty will be off to the printer. Doomface, or a duly designated disciple of same, shall then grace you with an updated time frame on fulfillment.

The script for KNEEL BEFORE DOOMFACE #2 has been finalized, and both Renzo and Oscar, chained deep in the dank bowels of Castle XanaDoom, are already toiling away. Covers have been commissioned, with some returning favorites and some new blood. As we near fulfillment of issue #1, you will each be provided with a sign-up link for the campaign for Book 2.

“But what can I do to serve you in the intermin, oh wise and all-powerful Lord Doomface,” I hear you cry out. (Except for you in the back, LARRY, who SHALL be dealt with.) Well, loyal disciples, the answer is simple.

Go into all the world, to your friends (assuming you have any) your family (assuming they have not stabbed you in the back with your family’s ancestral blade) and your social media; tell all the fools leading their foolish lives that there is a but a short time left to voluntarily KNEEL.

Tell them... DOOMFACE WANTS YOU.

To KNEEL.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@SwordofConans @Aaron_Sparrow @bigblueUel Your fealty pleases me; you shall be spared when I establish my Reign Eternal.

Lexi! Mark him with the Sacred Sigil of Servitude.

[Aaron Sparrow™, Blocked But Never Forgotten @Aaron_Sparrow]

Happy Iggy is LIFE!

@renzo_rocomic really brings him to life. I love this little guy. I’m guessing my backers will, too!

New KNEEL BEFORE DOOMFACE update coming this week!

#KneelbeforeDoomface #DoomfaceandLexi #Doomfacecomic #IggytheInflatableIguana

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

Cower, you witless fools, before the unrelenting horrors DOOMFACE is willing to unleash!

Yes… for it is I who is responsible for unleashing this abomination on theaters a SECOND time!

LOOK UPON THE DEPTHS OF MY CRUELTY, AND DESPAIR!

ALL. SHALL. KNEEL.
#kneelbeforedoomface

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

Disney’s ‘SNOW WHITE’ will be re-released in +1200 theaters domestically this weekend.

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

I do not accept your premise that Doomface could be “trapped.” I enter your arena willingly.

I will subtly mastermind events to pit each beast against other; manipulate them until they are mortal enemies, and delight as they face each other for Doomface’s amusement.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Would you rather be trapped in a mall for 24 hours with a silverback gorilla or a grizzly bear?

[Doomface @FaceofyourDoom]

@NerdDollface @Aaron_Sparrow EXCELLENT, Nadia! NEVER apologize; never show your belly like some cur dog!