Steph Foster

Enjoying the Cornish life

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

I’m gonna be so depressed if I have no messages when WhatsApp starts working again.

[Steph Foster @faceplant_steph]

@ChrisMoyles @Pipskin @domisatwit available online from today at Aldi for @JamesRobinson #jam

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

HERE ARE THE NEW COVID RESTRICTIONS:

TIER 1 :
WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG, BUT KEEP DOING IT.

TIER 2 :
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG, STOP DOING THAT AND START DOING OTHER THINGS WRONG INSTEAD.

TIER 3 :
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG, PLEASE RETRAIN AS A BALLET DANCER.

[Full Fact @FullFact]

Sir Keir Starmer claimed at #PMQs that 600,000 more children are in poverty than in 2012, which is correct according to government data.

So Boris Johnson was incorrect to say that Mr Starmer is “completely wrong” about past trends in child poverty.

https://t.co/1emkWTrdnJ

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Tried to Shit on Katie Hopkins but my Shit refused to go anywhere Fucking near her.

[Dominic Byrne @domisatwit]

Hello. Here is my new path that I laid yesterday with my daughter. #slabtastic

[Steph Foster @faceplant_steph]

@nationalrailenq I was due to be on the 22:42 train from Plymouth to St Austell this evening, will there be any replacement bus services

[Steph Foster @faceplant_steph]

@Scroobiuspipyo for a scroobius does it matter if the gin is pink? It’s the only one I’ve got

[Steph Foster @faceplant_steph]

@SundayBrunchC4 a completely pointless photo of some hotel milks from last week

[Steph Foster @faceplant_steph]

@Scroobiuspipyo how about scarves and gloves for your #darkwinter range?

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Turns out a Hung Parliament does Not Actually mean everyone in Parliament gets Hanged.

Frankly Livid about this.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

*requests 700 minute 2017 Wipe running time*

[Steph Foster @faceplant_steph]

@Barry_Dodds @Boldsworth73 https://t.co/hna8ddp5d2

[DS Breaking News @digitalspybrk]

The Babadook is FINALLY being recognised as an LGBT icon https://t.co/qXoijkd7NS

[Steph Foster @faceplant_steph]

@RickStivens how's the band going?

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

My new political party's slogans are "jog on grandad" and "kick it in the cloaca". Who's in?

[Tom Webber @funeralforafish]

I want kids.... Goat kids

[Tom Webber @funeralforafish]

Goats so sweet

[Tom Webber @funeralforafish]

#marrygoats

[Tom Webber @funeralforafish]

I want to marry a goat

[Tom Webber @funeralforafish]

Anyone every been with s got?