Ruby

I bought two pairs of clogs online.

[Ruby @facesunscreen]

Looking at this guys messages over his shoulder on the subway and he says
“The soup is borderline NOT ok”

[SG @actualdeathgurl]

It’s too bad my body can’t tell the difference between being shot and my elderly co worker’s ringtone.

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@chasstitty Sorry queen. I think the answer is both

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Eating chocolate covered pretzels in bed… a dangerous game

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Is anyone else’s dad obsessed with chat GPT??

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Can’t decide if my outfit looks cool or dumb so that probably means it looks awesome and stylish

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Dating is so bad rn that hinge thinks my most compatible is LITERALLY MY EX

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Overheard a guy asking for this girls instagram on the subway platform because he’s a “DJ” and “has a girlfriend”

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@pouringmilk__ I’m so sorry losing a Nalgene is life altering. If you tweet at them they will probably respond though

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My mom says her high school friends group chat is oppressive because they text too much

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I had no idea the Emmy’s were last night lol

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BEST part abt watching the debate is seeing all the tweets abt it

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So my phone got stolen the other night at a bar which does mean that I lost all my twitter drafts… and there were some gems in there, sadly

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The DNC is obsessed with me… they wont stop texting me
What about STOP do they not understand??

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The dick’s sporting goods hold music is kinda good… sounds like something from succession lol

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Showered ✅
Clean pajamas ✅
Clean sheets ✅
In bed before 11 ✅

[vale 🌙 @villaneles]

literally everywhere i go

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@neatepun Congrats Abby!!!! 🥳

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Hilary and bill clinton should get divorced