Omniscient Screecher

Recovering perfectionist

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Five Guys fries are disrespectful to potatoes and anything else that grows underground.

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@unkleju @FiveGuys They have the nerve to give you 16 pounds per serving of those trash ass fries. They owe the entire state of Idaho an apology.

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@unkleju @TigerWoods My eyebrows were singed off just reading this thread. My god.

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@unkleju #itgetsbetter, Abe

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@shak_will True! It has taken me over a decade to fully understand that I was tied up in the first place.

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I forgot that it was once a "secret" that Cersei and Jamie fuck. She didn't consider 3 blond kids with a dark haired man a giveaway?

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Bran was so tiny and cute. 😍

This is a sign that my baby fever is getting worse. It now seems to apply to children older than toddlers.

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@bUrn_01 Wait, now! Don't dismiss her just for having an unhealthy hygienist! I had an ulcer a few years ago but it didn't have any impact on my ability to clean teeth. My patients got the same thorough, gentle cleanings.

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I can relate to having a pesky younger sister who lives to provoke you, tho.

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I have 7 seasons of Sansa pining for Joffrey and otherwise worrying about the wrong thing to look forward to. 😑

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Why is it that even on fictional planets, it always boils down to white ppl = civilized, brown ppl = savages?🤔

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Does "blond hair + brown eyebrows" count as a theme? It seems to be just as prevalent as incest on this show.

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I've always thought that Joffrey's face was too small for his head.

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Noticing that I probably don't retain much of this because I spend my time staring at the actors' teeth and clocking bad wigs.

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How on earth am I supposed to remember that Jon Arryn was married to Catlyn's sister 450 episodes later when we finally see them?

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As a perfectionist committed to recovery, I pledge NOT to look up how to spell the made up names in this series before tweeting. #goodenough

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This is just the first 15 min of the series and I'm already over how Catlyn treats Jon Snow. Aegon Targaryan deserves way more respek on his name.

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So Ned Stark beheads someone unjustly in the first episode of this season, and he'll be beheaded for some bullshit in the last episode of the season. Very tidy.

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I don't even remember watching this episode. I know that I did.