aka MajorApril

monoaprilsexual. earth go hard.

[aka MajorApril @faceyspace]

Whenever anyone does that thing where they can't remember a word and they look to you for help always suggest "vagina" or "potato".

[aka MajorApril @faceyspace]

kids trying to avoid getting covid is like the rest of us trying to avoid STDs in the 90’s.

[aka MajorApril @faceyspace]

If I type an emoji, I made the face so it felt more authentic. Just know that.

[aka MajorApril @faceyspace]

Hey I remember why I left now. I'll be back for the next president you guys.

[aka MajorApril @faceyspace]

Someone queue the music and kill the mic.

[aka MajorApril @faceyspace]

Hey I remember why I left now. I'll be back for the next president you guys.

[aka MajorApril @faceyspace]

@yojj47 #ItsTimeFN

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

You seem to be a suitable enough disaster for me to befriend. Do you have an unreliable car and a credit card with an available balance of $17.00?

-Let's drive.

[aka MajorApril @faceyspace]

@Smooheed Ilysm smoo.

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

Let’s compare nervous breakdowns under the moonlight.

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

One of the best things I did for myself over the past year was set boundaries and not put up with toxic behavior of people who refused to own their shit.

I no longer have the anxiety of walking on eggshells around anyone

[Broonsy @oldmanbroons]

At 15 I had my first job at McDs. 32 years later, 2 months sober after a life of addiction, I got a job again at McDs, flipping burgers and dropping fries like I did as a teenager.

If you can work, do whatever it takes. Never let anyone shame you for taking care of your own.

[aka MajorApril @faceyspace]

@questionsneedme Shhhhh. Get your popcorn. Let��s watch them.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

Husband, sweetly, “Can I get you a drink?”

Me, just because I live in Alabama and we’ve had a hell of a week, “I can get my own damn drink and I don’t need your permission either.”

Husband, dangerously close to death, “Yet.”

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

Not everyone deserves your midnights, to learn about the monsters in your head, or what music saves your soul.

[Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu]

You look like you'd bust up my windshield, let's do this.

[aka MajorApril @faceyspace]

If the shoe fits I say "cool, new shoes". Then I fuck them up. Like everything else.
#sadbastardsunday