harry san

Based on a true story

[harry san @facialharrison]

A picture of me working at Walmart in highschool, oh those were the days.

[harry san @facialharrison]

Bats look like hamsters who got an idea.

[harry san @facialharrison]

Im good

[harry san @facialharrison]

Confession. If and when I accidentally drop silverware in the trash I do not go after it. I believe such a spoon is destined for the garbage

[harry san @facialharrison]

I don't think people realize that the little pig who goes to the market isn't shopping for groceries.

[harry san @facialharrison]

https://t.co/sYcDTRMj0s #NotYourFaultBen

[harry san @facialharrison]

I'd like to thank my legs for supporting me when i've need it most.

[harry san @facialharrison]

I'm a great debater, I've never lost an argument in my head. In real life though...

[harry san @facialharrison]

Serious: Are there any scary movies that don't have idiots in them?

[harry san @facialharrison]

If i were god i would have rested 6 days and done everything the last

[harry san @facialharrison]

I saved 2 million this year by not buying a lambo! #savings

[harry san @facialharrison]

Had some cantaloupe, tasted like chocolate. I take it i need to eat healthier. #IsThisRealLife

[harry san @facialharrison]

My teeth are chattering uncontrollably and it's only 55 degrees. I am not ready for winter.

[harry san @facialharrison]

New fall goal. Drink a carton of eggnog each day. #goals

[harry san @facialharrison]

Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about it.

[harry san @facialharrison]

What's considered trashy if you're poor and classy but classy if you're rich? "Getting financial hand outs from the government" - reddit

[harry san @facialharrison]

Nevermind. #itrymybestsometimes

[harry san @facialharrison]

Sometimes when i wake up a nap and I don't notice that everyone just left i tell funny stories thinking they're still there but they're not.

[harry san @facialharrison]

Men at work, even @facialharrison. #outdoors #manwork #honeydolist #percypriestboys (Vine by @SamIsAnIdiot) https://t.co/5ZtTr8whez

[harry san @facialharrison]

What is @JackieChanRice up too? The world needs more kung-fu in it!