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Xstocks(https://t.co/NUi340QNPR), another one of the best options where you should direct your liquidity, since insane backers, mass approvals from exchanges, and a full hit into the meta of tokenizing all stocks and access to gambling on them on the markets, m.

Let's start with the basics, who's behind the project, to understand why we should direct our attention there. Backed(https://t.co/1QboEJYyyh) are the devs of Xstocks, the main shop into which Kraken poured tbd unknown how much cash, but they're the lead there.

Now catch the connection, into Kraken(https://t.co/S3Z48eYiyw) Citadel recently poured 200m$, and that's at their valuation of 20B, before that Kraken pours cash into Backed, who in turn birth Xstocks for us, basically I think you're feeling it.

In an era where there are no normal exchanges without funny business, Kraken is quietly capturing markets, to catch a second BNB runner would be a cool move, fumbling which = being a chump, especially in a market without any little competitors.

Where Mantle is useless shit, Okex token is useless shit, Bitget, Binance, well you get it, they just exist, no utility, with high caps, and here Kraken with stocks hits the meta and the market is benevolent, no competitors, gaz.

How am I gonna farm, I go to xstocks(https://t.co/NUi340QNPR), activate the acc, then on Raydium(https://t.co/FgCRFhE0Jr) I buy spx500, that's it, points are already dripping for us, if that's not enough we put the stocks into Jup(https://t.co/WergFhiMdD), take a loan in $ against it, buy new stocks with it, loop it.

This way we farm even more points than just from holding spx, and our stocks also go up, making us $. Go to the site, take a look, they're already on all exchanges, even Pavel integrated them, am.
Here's the actual post(https://t.co/aoKTYmrrp2) from X where Kraken straight up says yeah we own xstocks, fuck I'm sure that farming xstocks you can also catch the ink drop. I'm charged up as fuck because of the moves you can make.

What can you do with a regular stock? Basically fucking nothing, it sits and grows, but the crypto wrapper you can throw in as collateral for a loan, throw into a pool, understand the potential of the next meta, rwa revolution soon.

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@digitdustin @mustafap0ly @Polymarket What kind of idiots does Polymarket consider its users to be? They only recently added commissions. Remember @LayerZero_Core , a project that spent 4 years milking its users for commissions?

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Arkham started off really well but turned into some kind of dumpster. If before there was a clear idea of the project, on-chain data, which was actually done super cool, then after that some bullshit started, like now we're a crypto exchange with zero volumes, now we're a prediction market, what, tomorrow you'll switch shoes into an NFT marketplace? hahah

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@nadoHQ @inkonchain @krakenfx @krakenpro

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Fakich here, today I'll tell you about the action in INK chain, why the math there looks super tasty, and it's smart to come in and click around/farm points, given that this is yet another L2 piece of shit, of which there are hundreds.

Let's start with the basics. Ink Chain is the network of Kraken, a very old exchange without its own token, and the time has come to finally birth one. Every exchange already has a token: binance, bybit, mex, okb, but the most interesting part is the cap of their tokens.

Bitget 2.0B, Okex 1.8B, Banana 87M, Mex 0.7B, Gate 0.8B, Bybit with its Mantle 4.27B, and now the question is, at what cap could the INK token launch? I think we can aim for the 1.5B range.

Considering that retro farming for the masses is dead, there's just no competition, you gotta come in and milk the feeder while the sacred spot is sitting empty. How the fuck am I top 156 on Nado is hard for me to understand, did all the suckers get washed out or what?

We're not dreaming dreams about "oh fuck, the tech," there's an exchange, it has competitors, and since these shitty exchanges have decent prices on their tokens, then why can't the US dumpster INK aka Kraken have a decent valuation?

Nado(https://t.co/9QYnyBD5yR) is their futures-perp gambling den. My farm strategy is simple: I hold money in the pools and they pour points for that, and I trade all new listings since they pour even more points for that. It's hard to come up with a dumber strategy.

Tydro(https://t.co/EXWuwItUHd) is total bullshit, I don't really see the point in farming it, since there's already a fuckton of liquidity poured into the pools. Only if you farm through looping, deposit, borrow, deposit, borrow, etc. Basically I'm skipping this, Nado will be more interesting.

Kraken Pro(https://t.co/VBLExdGfGE) seemingly should look ok, if not for the fact that this is the main exchange where you have a ton of competitors who'll be trading and don't give a fuck that they're farming some scrub points in parallel with their gambling.

Builder(https://t.co/gRttlsB8YC) this is already a personal pick from me, the idea here is simple as the world, every chain does its own drop for devs, the logic is the same as in the post about Base where we made a mini app, so that if the drop happens, we as builders get $.

I can predict ahead of time how the dumbasses will write "fakich, but the valuation of ink chain on polymarket is 250M," go check the volumes, there's not even 1m bucks there, c'mon, they raised 800M$ from Citadel, c'mon.

For automating Nado(https://t.co/9QYnyBD5yR), if you don't have software, https://t.co/iZLtiP1G7P will work perfectly, there's a bunch of modes there, delta neutral, market maker bots and other modes. Here's a RU guide shot on 📸 and here's an English guide(https://t.co/EQ2KIKBFNs), it's decent.

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https://t.co/cS5z8mD2Q2 aka @tradexyz is probably the most alpha little player out there. No perp dex even comes close. Let's start with the basics: the project is being built by the guys from Unit Protocol, and that's the main bridge of HyperLiquid, not just some scrub/gay little bridge.

The main trick is that the Unit guys taught their bridge to bring any coin into the HyperLiquid network natively, btc/sol/kek, simply put, I can deposit bitcoin into the Hyper network straight from a btc wallet without EVM.

To put it even simpler, I can bring even a memecoin from the Cosmos ecosystem into the HyperLiquid ecosystem. So the guys can clearly pull stuff off, and now with the HIP3 update release, where anyone can deploy a dex, they've made their own dex500.

And this Unit stack lets them make stocks on any random shit that pops into their head, and they pull the prices for stocks, oil, etc. via oracles from CME, NYSE, Nasdaq, mm, basically a clever mechanism for creating perp gambling.

Basically, they made their own Nasdaq that's now grinding 24/7 with no breaks, where you can buy any stock at any time, and sell it at any time too, while the normie suckers with traditional funds have to wait for the trading session. Magic ept.

Why does it smell like money? First, it's on top of HyperLiquid, and they're currently #1 by volume. Second, there are no scrub points, no airdrop season, no smell of getting scammed. Plus, who made a solid perp for stock gambling? Nobody.

What did I actually do? I just bought SnP500 with 1x leverage, the US economy steadily grinds up +20%, and meanwhile some shit offers me 3/6% a year + risk of getting hacked by some slant-eyes, well sorry, the choice here is obvious.

And now for the super dumb ones: I'm farming cash, not scrub points. If they give me a drop, of course it'll be sick, but cash comes first. Got it? Only 1x leverage, not 2x or 3x, here's why (https://t.co/cwVoYaD52Z), even on stocks you can get fucking rekt sometimes.

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Predict fun is a hidden gem in a sea of shit. Today I’m gonna explain why, in my opinion, this is the best prediction market you should be focusing the fuck on right now, while it’s still not packed with a ton of people.

First, let’s break down why tier-2/3 prediction markets are gonna end up 100x better than Kalshi and Polymarket. The whole setup is basically: they need to farm fees off normies first — and only then you get the token.

“Yeah but Fikich, they don’t even have fees,” people will say — that’s the point. Polymarket is only now starting to quietly introduce them, and when they roll them out fully across everything, it’s just a matter of time. And why the fuck should we wait: fees → 3 years → token?

Now look at the 2nd/3rd-tier markets: Limitless fed people fat as fuck. Opinion — OTC point price is like $40. You don’t even need farming costs here if you’ve got a brain and some software. So now your head finally gets where the money is, yeah?

From my experience, this is the best prediction market in the whole crypto space. Deposits fly in like a bullet from any chain, not just BNB like Opinion. Not many people yet, CZ hype is onboard, the project’s already a year old because it migrated from Blast.

And I’m not even gonna mention that behind Predict fun there’s the guy who built PancakeSwap. So when Opinion drops, where do you think they’re gonna run next? To fuck with Poly and “Kakashi”? C’mon — they’re gonna go smash whatever has the CZ hype behind it.

https://t.co/bBORw2C5p0

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This is gonna be the sickest post you’ll ever read about Lighter. There’ll be a story about how $1,200,000 got fucked up, or rather 12k points, and how they were obtained for zero dollars in the dumbest way possible. Let’s begin.

Lighter is supposedly a revolutionary product, with top funds on board, no fees, the funds’ tokens locked for three years. Plus they gave 25% of the drop to the people, and they also want to do token buybacks using fees. I’m basically about to cum.

Ask yourself the simplest question: what are the devs supposed to eat if all 25% of the tokens go to the drop, and the funds are locked for 3 years? How the fuck are they gonna make money? A fucking 31 million from MM fees even sounds ridiculous. Where are we getting scammed?

I think it’s pretty fucking obvious to everyone that the team either farmed most of the drop themselves, or there was far from just one exploit, which that very same team kept for themselves to farm noob-points.

By God’s will, we managed to find one of those holes. At first we didn’t even believe such dumb bullshit actually works. For one month we fucked Lighter with zero costs, looting 12k points, or 120,000 bucks.

Our happiness didn’t last long. The team noticed they were getting fucked and shaved us off completely, even though the CEO said, quote: “who’s gonna fuck us, don’t sweat it, that’s our problem, we’re not taking points away”. Some half-poker moves or whatever.

You know how much that gay team offered for discovering the exploit? 40 points. How the fuck am I supposed to buy even food for a month with 40 points? Obviously no way. You get the level of Kalshi-style moves, right.

Price prediction for the token: the team’s task right now is to suck the crumbs out of the people they actually gave something to, and then draw a pattern like on Drift, Avantis. We do season 3, a 2–3x pump, and a smooth slide into the bottom by the end of season 3.

Technologically, Lighter didn’t do a single new fucking thing: pools with access by points. What a joke. Even fucking stocks don’t trade 24/7 like on https://t.co/cS5z8mCv0u. Another DAO call. One conclusion: one pump (when?) and then down…..

We can’t lay all the cards on the table because why the fuck would we? Season 3 is ahead. I’ve already done a shitload for the people over the last two years. Use your head and learn to write some code. Download the fucking Cursor and start……

And now, as the cherry on top of the cake: Lighter > Arbitrum. Ciao.

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@pacifica_fi unlimited code https://t.co/3JPcsFl1ia

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Today I’ll drop for you every Perp DEX that popped up on my radar what to farm is up to you, but I’ll try to highlight the obvious favorites in my micro list in this perp shit race.

Ranger Finance probably the ultimate guys, ‘cause they’re building not just a perp, but a full aggregator of perp DEXes that checks all dexes and opens an order with the best price. In a world where perps are like shit everywhere, that’s pure fat.

https://t.co/9tVJH5PIuP

Avantis farming season 3 looks juicy ‘cause not many people, token is expensive. Story reminds me of Arkham, they’ll probably feed us more, the only question is having the right approach, strategy, software, delta whatever you want.

https://t.co/ydjmdWlWXq

Rabby spinning perps inside a wallet, you gotta be brain damaged, but market loves these. Just think: if Rabby launches a token, who will they airdrop it to? Likely to those who generated fees for them through their wallet.

Hibachi let’s start with the fact that behind the exchange are guys from Hashflow, the very same who fed me fat in 2023. Will they feed me again? Likely yes, considering there’s zero people and some Paradigm dude is watching them.

https://t.co/NcusQ2bZtr

Pacifica built by some ex FTX guy, even the design looks the same shitty way. The backers are heavyweights Paradigm, Coinbase, and other big dicks. Word hasn’t spread to the masses yet, but you can farm it, aiming at tier two.

https://t.co/G84tHJEY6C

Perennial this shit raised $12m back in 22 and now they spawned an exchange. Looks like “we need to justify our fundraise, let’s drop a token,” even with 14k vol. There’s a fundraise and one fucker that’s it that’s all.

https://t.co/4m5e5nesl4

Lighter late, low points, but farming pools looks smart. I’ve got 100% pool access. I’m happy when market dumps ‘cause on Lighter liquidations we loot goy money tears, meat.

https://t.co/bThJhe79Pq

@Aster_DEX for me it’s a clear risk reward ‘cause there’s already a token and we know the % for the next drop. But I ain’t farming it, too much shill there, like flies on shit. The simplest way to eat was just buying the token.

@bulktrade perp on Sol not much info on launch yet, testnet phase still going. Already raised $8m, who the fuck knows who’s building. But Twitter looks very alive Paradigm, MTDao, and other big dicks are in. Nothing to do yet, testnet is on.

Conclusions push Ranger to the perp dex list, nobody needs it anyway. Shill Avantis, ‘cause every project on Base costs minimum a billion, nobody needs it either. Poverty in blood, sorry.

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Now let me explain on fingers why the fucking Abstract is worth spinning and why it smells like money, what confirmations my brain is getting about it, and you decide for yourself if you need it, ‘cause it looks sweet as fuck.

Just fucking think about it Binance doesn’t have ETH withdrawals on Linea network, but it does on Abstract. Techs sucked dick again. Just fucking think 3 years of being a loser chain, and a tier 1 exchange adds Abstractik.

The fattest betting shit Polymarket is adding Abstract network for deposit redeposit on their platform. Not Scroll, not Linea, not Starknet but Abstract. That’s an approval on the level of big players. cz pm who’s next?

Own ecosystem. When you go into any L2 you see the same fucking stuff. In Abstract there’s no UniSwap or Aave. The ecosystem consists only of their own apps that aren’t on other chains. In short not a typical chain.

User count aka competitors there’s literally no people there. I we are in top 500 users by XP, but I can’t say I we are grinding farming too hard, I we just poured a lot of $ there.

Remembering Blast TVL, which had 1b after 1 week of launch looking at Abstract with its $24m you realize how people will fomo after token launch, since retro for a normie dumbass is dead.

If you look at projects whose concept is very similar to Abstract, namely Berachain and Blast on launch their market cap was over half a billion. Even my comparison says abstract = cash.

Possible token sale from Abstract, but so far it’s only rumors. How it’ll actually be I have no fucking clue. But all the latest sales fed people, and most likely allocations will go to penguin holders and guys who farmed XP.

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My coding skills are basically zero, but if you know how to properly shape tasks, AI becomes your pocket super god that can do any crazy shit your brain spawns, the main thing is to frame the tasks right.

Below are some examples I managed to pull off: a trading bot, sentiment analysis, arbitrage scanning across betting platforms, AI agent fapware, even a monkey could code with this.

PerpsBot The task was to write a bot to farm points on Backpack, Avantis, Paradex and other protocols. Easy job since they all have SDKs/APIs. I just fed the docs and my strategy into ChatGPT, and got working code.

But code by itself is worthless without the right strategy. For me, even 10% a year would’ve been enough to cover farming costs. Every month a new perp is born, literally a money button.

LoxAnalizator The task was simple: scrape all forecasts from TradingView and get stats on how many people bet on growth vs. dump. With that data, you can guess who’s gonna get rooted.

I just fed AI trading ideas from market “gurus” across pairs and asked it to output how many are for pump vs. nuke. Because, as a rule, 90% of players on markets end up as meat or exit liquidity.

UpBit5 Every time our K-pop friends list some shitcoin on their exchange, it moons out of nowhere. So why not write a parser to track listings and fire alerts when it’s time to buy trash.

Then dump it in 5 10 15 minutes depending on the logic you put into your wonder machine. Now every 2–3 weeks our K-pop bros are feeding you. Honestly, I have no fucking clue why it pumps so hard, but it does.

NousGpt Like I said, if you see an API/SDK, building a tool is dead simple. I asked GPT to spam Nous with dumb questions, fed it the docs, and told it to run streams, loops, delays.

Same way, I can abuse any AI project on the market (and there’s a ton now). We make one AI befriend another AI, and in theory we can loot both if there’s a token drip.

PolyMarketAnY Betting markets came to crypto. But since it’s decentralized, bans for arbitrage don’t exist. We find PolyMarket analogs and ask GPT to write us a parser to calculate forks.

There are tons of Poly clones, and their main beauty is low liquidity. That’s where inefficiency feeds us: odds differ from one place to another. Think sub think.

That’s my short list of what I can share. Think where you can use my sketches, or come up with your own. My point is, even though I’m not a coder, I still managed to code some shit.

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Angstrom they’re offering one of the wildest APRs on the USDC/ETH pair thanks to MEV protection for Uniswap pools. Backed by Uniswap Labs and Paradigm. Juicy ~130% APR and maybe an airdrop.

https://t.co/rfIiOqR8qn

Hylo interesting Solana play. Recently raised from funds and won a hackathon. Building an Ethena-style product on Solana. TVL is still tiny, APR around ~20%, and a decent shot at a drop.

https://t.co/pNx4UQw2Pl

Hyperlend three wins in one: a solid ~13% APR, a possible token airdrop from the project, plus a potential airdrop from Hyperliquid for EVM users. They generate strong cash flow check DeFiLlama.

https://t.co/ix6Z1blNES

Below is a set of projects where the idea is simple: we add liquidity to perps and collect fees from the traders degen-gambling there. Low-risk model for us: farm cash and potential drops.

Avantisfi very nice ~13% APR; also farm the drop/points from the first perp DEX in the Base ecosystem. Projects there often end up around a $1B cap (think Aerodrome, Virtuals, etc.).

https://t.co/ydjmdWlWXq

Lighter clever shop showing 78% APR in their pools, but to actually realize it you need to churn a lot of fees. I wrote a small tool to build trading volume, then deploy funds pretty tasty.

https://t.co/H1B0RY4rCv

Paradex a perp on Starknet. Pays a clean ~28% APR without the hassle you get on Lighter. I wouldn’t count on points/airdrop now probably late but it’s still solid for farming.

https://t.co/gXQNUpvgxU

Hyperliquid the most hyped platform and also the least yielding here: 13% APR, which is mid. Maybe a second Hyper drop bumps it, but with high TVL that’s less likely.

https://t.co/V6LkOvKsKu

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Oh, and here’s the kicker — These guys don’t even try to hide it anymore. They’re already testing a new smart contract to cover their tracks. But Arkham's snitchin’ — and it shows the contract is linked to one of the same wallets that drained funds like… what the actual fuck is going on?

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Yo what's up fam, it's Fakich Prime here.
I was just zoning out on my laptop and thought, "Let me take a look at that $ZORA token," 'cause it's been pumpin’ hard lately. Got me wondering could there be some insider shit going on? Spoiler: hell yeah.
Below you’ll find straight-up proof of insider trading by the homies over at @zora and @base.

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Then I look deeper on Arkham and see this guy's sending funds to another wallet one that was made exactly 2 years ago. Guess what that wallet did first? Made a ZORA profile and uploaded an https://t.co/GEacv8B8wv I’m like, wtf is this rabbit hole? So I start digging into the minters of those NFTs and bro, I find some spicy connections. Some of these wallets are not randoms. They might actually be tied to the whole pump op.
https://t.co/1Nffbsrnt9