Unkle Ben

Troll Extraordinaire.

Satire. Politics.

Suspicious of anyone running for public office

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

First, everyone in the southeast got slapped with the label "IPOB" by Nigerians

Then, everyone in the Southeast protesting against bad governance gets labeled "coup plotters" by Nigerians

There's a two-tiered system of justice, one for Nigerians and the other for Igbos of southeast extraction

The political elites from the Northeast and Southwest/South-south get to choose the worst, corrupt politicians to represent the Southeasterners by making sure the processes are rigged

Yeah. Southeasterners are docile.🙄

For your own sake, I just hope you're not thinking the "Southeasterners" are enamored with Tinubu and his brand of politics, though.

[Akin Olaoye @akintollgate]

If the South East region truly detests the APC as they claim, HOA, HOR & Senators who rode the Peter Obi wave in the South East will not decamp to Bola Tinubu’s side.
Not one mass action, community protest or act of displeasure among the voting class or organized groups towards elected officials from the grassroots recorded.
The more you look! These SE Governors will give PBAT an 80% victory either Wike style or other means in 2027!
What are you going to do about it ? Action, Action, Action….

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

@RealCandaceO @iamcoachcolin @baroncoleman @IanCarrollShow @realstewpeters

[Travis @NihiloX]

Charlie Kirk Speculation Mentioned Today During House Oversight Hearing on CIA's MKULTRA Project💥

Could the CIA be responsible for finding, programming and ultimately framing Tyler Robinson as a patsy in Charlie Kirk's assassination?! 👀

Congressman Tim Burchett NAILED it:
“The CIA and the federal government said that this didn’t exist, and then they came back and said, well, it does exist, and we’re not doing it anymore.

I guess my question to y’all first is, which lie do we believe?”

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Woe betide unto you for describing a good thing as evil

[Charles Adegbite Beecroft🇳🇬🇳🇬❤️ @cabeecroft23]

Peter Obi's vote-buying scheme is quite hilarious. He donates to institutions that have a high voting potential and hopes they get the message. He makes sure the bulk of his institutional donations are to institutions domiciled in the South East. Especially being Catholic.

Southwest, southsouth, north central, north east and north west are areas he is not so keen about as he knows the voting pattern is beyond his control. So why throw good money into a dicey situation?

We all know it is a vote inducement, but we are not ready to talk about it.

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Clipped

@RealCandaceO

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Nigeria is progressing in the wrong direction.

Even the blind can see it

You benefit from the rot

[D. H Bwala @BwalaDaniel]

I don’t know why anytime Nigeria makes progress, it angers Peter Obi @PeterObi why? It is the same Nigeria he is seeking to govern in his wild goose chase.

It may be right to say that the only person he listens to is the mad man in Opi-iweka road.

Before 2023 elections, he said he will remove subsidy; we did and now he says he will not. He said he will create state police; we did, he is saying he will not. He said he will unify the foreign exchange; we did and now he is saying he will not. It seems he doesn’t even know what he plans for Nigeria

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

This is one of the reasons why I can never support a Nigerian police man

[Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG]

NPF CLARIFIES FALSE BANDITRY NARRATIVE IN VIRAL KATSINA VIDEO, REAFFIRMS PARTNERSHIP WITH COMMUNITY SECURITY VOLUNTEERS

The Nigeria Police Force categorically disclaims the false and misleading narrative accompanying a viral video circulating on social media which alleges that a uniformed police officer was seen interacting with armed bandits in Katsina State.

For the avoidance of doubt, the individuals featured in the video are not bandits. They are duly recognized members of the Vigilante Group of Nigeria (VGN) and registered hunters who are actively supporting ongoing security operations in collaboration with security agencies in Musawa and Matazu Local Government Areas of Katsina State.

The video captured a routine interaction between a police officer and these security volunteers as they proceeded to a designated operational area in support of efforts to combat criminality and enhance public safety. Any claim suggesting otherwise is entirely false, malicious, and intended to mislead the public.

The Nigeria Police Force strongly condemns the deliberate distortion of facts and the circulation of misinformation capable of causing public anxiety, undermining confidence in security institutions, and frustrating ongoing security operations.

Members of the public are urged to disregard the misleading claims attached to the video and rely only on information disseminated through official channels of the Nigeria Police Force and other authorized government sources.

The Force warns individuals and groups engaged in the creation, publication, or dissemination of false information capable of prejudicing public peace and security to desist immediately, as appropriate legal action may be taken against violators.

The Nigeria Police Force remains committed to working with legitimate community-based security stakeholders and other relevant partners in the collective effort to protect lives, safeguard communities, and combat crime across the country.

CSP ANIETIE OKOKON EDEM INIEDU
Force Public Relations Officer
Force Headquarters, Abuja
24th June, 2026.

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Thunder fire you and those you hold in high regards

[Big Sman.🍥 @MR__Sulaiman1]

Tinubu is a father to all Nigerians. Insulting him is like insulting your own father, and no father deserves such disrespect Nigerians should continue to pray for President Tinubu and support his efforts to move the country forward. He stated that cursing or insulting leaders is not the solution, as many of the challenges facing Nigeria existed long before 2023 and cannot be solved overnight.

— Captain Abba G.🗣️

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Is Jacinta Zuma a CIA asset?

@Julius_S_Malema

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

@GovernmentZA

[Dr Koena Moabelo🇿🇦 @RealKoenaza]

Another South African who has opened her own business at West Street selling Food. This follows the removal of illegal Foreigners by March and March.

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

@Julius_S_Malema @CyrilRamaphosa @SAPoliceService

[Dolly @Dolly25888094]

"they demanding his documents he provided ID and driver's license, when he tried to drive away they blocked him and told police he has dr*gs in his car so as you see what police are doing, then police found nothing and let him go, as him tried to drive away again they said "they is no way that his innocent" then they beat his car up. he tried to open a case later that day but police station didn't take, so currently the case is opened by/at IPID"

And police were there and refuse the man open a case! They now fighting everyone doing well for themselves! Jealous is a witchcraft guys.

As for police ,I don't want to talk much about those criminals,we don't have police in SA but criminals in disguise. Sies baloi that's why nothing works Alright in your lives,you will know that boloi a Bo patele😑

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

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@iamcoachcolin @dailyfreddo

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Kenneth Okonkwo, @realkenokonkwo in his capacity as an ADC chieftain - is gearing to go to court an argue "without any bias and malice" - that Peter Obi @PeterObi , a presidential candidate for the NDC is a scammer 🙄

This should be considered a campaign contribution in support of @atiku

@DonAzag

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

@ali_naka

[☭ we matter ☭ @mztvar]

@BBCAfrica African legemust start to boycott any sporting codes in South Africa including any handshakes and kind gestures. South African minister of sports said his First thing to do after swearing in he will switch off oxygen for foreigners in hospitals.

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

You dey whine ?

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Nigeria keeps churning out dunces as lawyers

[D. H Bwala @BwalaDaniel]

An anchor of one of the TV houses and his female colleague were venting fire and brimstone about the private jet that illegally landed near Asaba. Now that the owner of the jet is linked to a church founded by a @PeterObi supporter, It will be interesting to hear how they would swallow their vomit or spin it.

Because i watched how they were cursing Kenneth Okwuonkwo for calling out their Peter Obi on a very similar issue they were praising Babachir for bravity.

Hypocrisy pro-max

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Improve yourself and don't hope to always use people with competence

[Abdul-Aziz Na'ibi Abubakar @jrnaib2]

Dear Kwankwaso and Obidiots, let's not make the supreme leader, Seriake Dickson, lose his temper and deregister his party just so everyone can finally have some peace! 🤣

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Running your foul mouth again.

Politics to you has everything to do with Political careerists and little or nothing to do with the dividends of politicking in regards to service delivery

Useless man

[Dr Alhaji Kowope Cole 🇳🇬🇸🇸 @Magixlamy_]

Seriake Dickson Was Bayelsa State AD Chairman In 1999 While Tinubu Was Fighting For AD’s Gubernatorial Ticket In Lagos.

Sariake Dickson Then Became AD’s National Legal Adviser When Tinubu Was Fighting For His Second Term Ticket.

You Clowns Don’t Understand What You Are Up Against.

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Now do electricity 🙄

[LEGENDARY J.O.E @LegendaryJoe]

Italy
Chile
Cameroon
Denmark
Wales

A few among the fraternity of footballing aristocrats who will not grace this year's World Cup. Italy, a four-time world champion, will watch from the sidelines. Yet, from Rome to Santiago, from Yaoundé to Copenhagen, no leader is losing sleep over it. No politician is holding a condolence parade.

ONLY YOU - PETER

How healthy are you mentally sir? What is your relationship with intelligence?

Football, like life itself, is a game of seasons. Sometimes you lift the trophy; sometimes you watch others lift it. The players know this. The fans know this. The nations involved have long accepted their fate and moved on.

But you, the Chief Bearer of Gloom, have chosen to exhume a corpse that its relatives have already buried. While others focus on the future, you remain occupied with rehearsing old disappointments.

What exactly is your relationship with intelligence? Are you merely acquaintances, or have you become sworn enemies?

Rather than roaming the space in search of bad news like a vulture, perhaps your energy would be better spent reconciling with your Supreme Leader, Dickson, before he decides that enough is enough - dashing your last hopes of becoming distant 4th in next year's Presidential elections.

Pele my dear.

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

"Things that happened in my dreams "

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

"I urge all the stakeholders, caucus leaders and other leaders in various states who coordinated the primaries to take responsibility and step up their game in terms of coordiating the reconciliation process. Most of the candidates are persons backed and recommended by them, and not me nor the national leadership of the party"

I can only stick my neck out in support of @PeterObi

[Henry Seriake Dickson @iamHSDickson]

Last night, I had an interview with Arise TV, where I sympathised with our aspirants over some noticeable irregularities in our just-concluded primaries.

I noted that, while not claiming that the exercise was perfect, I urged all of them to bear with the party in view of the circumstances we are managing, which have overwhelmed even bigger parties. This includes parties with a sitting President, 33 Governors, and control of political structures in most states, in the case of the APC, and even the ADC, which is over two years old.

I made the case that we are just four months old and have been thrown into the middle of a very tight electoral timeframe, within which we had to carry out membership registration, congresses up to the national convention, primaries up to the national convention, appeal processes, and now the reconciliation phase.

I identified the root cause of these challenges, my views on the Electoral Act have been clear: the APC-led majority were wrong in foisting compulsory direct primaries on political parties and the country. Complaints about irregularities in direct primaries are pervasive across all parties and are not peculiar to the NDC.

As a matter of fact, considering the age of the NDC and the teeming number of aspirants we have had to manage, we have done quite well. For months since the formation of the NDC, I have been building confidence and receiving respected politicians into its fold. Since the primaries I have been attending to people and managing disagreements across the country on a daily basis.

The NDC is on the ascendancy, and I thank Nigerians for their trust and confidence in our party. Even these challenges, which are not peculiar to us, will pass.

I also noted that no party has announced any set of winners from its primaries, and neither has the NDC. The public should disregard any such claims in circulation, especially on social media, and await the party's formal submissions through the appropriate channels. The results of party primaries are not announced like school results; they are communicated through formal channels.

I thank all our members for their abiding support. In anticipation of these challenges, the 2nd NEC meeting, held a few days ago, approved the composition of a Reconciliation Committee to work with state caucus leaders and other stakeholders in managing grievances.

As I have stated before, this is our first set of primaries, and it will also be the last to be conducted manually. The next primaries will be technologically driven and will have none of these issues.

I thank all supporters of our party, which has no government officials and is entirely self-funded. I appreciate their donations, contributions, and sacrifices made on behalf of the party. They remain valuable members of our party regardless of the outcome of the primaries.

We are in this together, and we are all committed to ensuring the success of our party and our presidential team, their Excellencies Peter Obi and Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, who are my colleagues in this project.

This success must be managed carefully, with everyone working together. I advise all members and supporters to avoid meaningless quarrels and infighting. Everyone should support our candidates, from the Presidency down to the least elective office.

I urge all the stakeholders, caucus leaders and other leaders in various states who coordinated the primaries to take responsibility and step up their game in terms of coordiating the reconciliation process. Most of the candidates are persons backed and recommended by them, and not me nor the national leadership of the party. It is not a time to shift blames or dodge responsibilities. Since they midwifed and managed the process of the primaries, they should equally help in supporting the party in coordinating the reconciliation process, of which they have the support of the party.

~HSD

[Unkle Ben @FactJerker]

Worry about yourself

[Akinwumi @Big_marvis]

@FactJerker @aonanuga1956 Make yourself feel better