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Hi. I don’t get out much. Sorry.

[alaskancarl2 @alaskancarl2]

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted „this nigga eating beans“ & everyone laughed.

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@grayhchapman We did the 90’s nostalgia app!

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You've got it, just keep on pushing and, keep on pushing and
Push the sky away.

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@lmcheifetz 😍

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@jasondominy Turns out even people in Cummings don’t want to be murdered.

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@JasonIsbell They’re lost.

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@JewelStaite I can’t waaaaait! 🤰

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@TheLazySusan Made this tonight! 👍👍 https://t.co/arZgg9AG5K

[Eight Legs of Sin🌈 @HisMajesty]

You want to talk revolutionary faith? The Sikh medical professionals who are shaving their beards to protect everyone around them during this plague. Who are holding the promise of helping others higher than anything else, even deeply revered traditions. That's fucking punk.

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@BradKaplanATL Add in someone dressed as a clown and you’ve summed up my nightmares. Nope.

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@rjmedwed U sound cute RN.

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“$130 in mocktails!?”

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@jeffmorgen I made a drunk Santa 3 fake old fashioneds yesterday. Just Coke, bitters, & garnish. It was 6pm, and he was so drunk he didn’t notice. Obviously, they were on the house.

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@ccfuhr Roll Pride! 🌈🌈🌈

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@stephyj725 @englishanj Hi.

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@englishanj @ShebaBrand Hard pass. 4 is enough. Only at 2 pups currently, does @ShebaBrand make puppy food?

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@englishanj @ShebaBrand Rose & Mama Kitty both really love turkey & gravy. Mostly just gravy. They said to tell Lloyd meow. 🐾

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@TheLazySusan Please follow my influencer IG page for all the latest and greatest in dimly lit shots of soup dumplings I made for me and my doggos. #FollowForFollow