david bloom

jazz standards, ballads, lounge, and scat

[david bloom @factotem]

oh look, a rock
it must be the only one

oh look, a world
it must be the only one

oh look, a universe

[david bloom @factotem]

Lemme get this straight.

An adulterous congresswoman bolts on fake tits and gives her boyfriend a hand job in the audience of a family musical, but my son who wears nail polish is the pervert.

Explain it to me.

Explain it to me like I'm five.

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[david bloom @factotem]

@AAAnews looking out for its customers - and shareholders. Market Forces ftw.

Et tu, @FEMA? Look out for us taxpayers. #DivestFromFlorida

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[david bloom @factotem]

Can't disagree of you're dead
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[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Stalin did nothing wrong

[david bloom @factotem]

California v. Bakke (1978) - SCOTUS rules Affirmative Action is constitutional

Grutter v. Bollinger (2003) - SCOTUS rules Affirmative Action is constitutional

SFA v. Harvard (2023) - SCOTUS rules Affirmative Action is unconstitutional

DID THE CONSTITUTION CHANGE?

[david bloom @factotem]

The only ten tweets you need to understand AI-obsolescence.

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

SAG ACTORS:
I want to talk about AI and how it will affect you.
I’m a former SAG Board Member and former SAG Negotiating Committee member.
I’m also WGA and DGA. 1/

[david bloom @factotem]

"The food that we can have doesn't have to replicate what we've had before. It can be more exciting, it can have better flavor profiles, better nutrition profiles."

Yo, @BeyondMeat: think beyond the impossible, or be trampled by the mammoth, Innovation.
https://t.co/WvX4hx3N8e

[david bloom @factotem]

yet

[david bloom @factotem]

Et tu, Bruté?

[david bloom @factotem]

I STRONGLY FEEL THAT THIS IS AN INSULT TO LIFE ITSELF
_Hayao Miyazaki on AI-generated "art"

[david bloom @factotem]

Max Raabe

that is all

[david bloom @factotem]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mitch McConnell on Fox News: "I'm gonna try to help explain to the American people that defeating the Russians in Ukraine is the single most important event going on in the world right now ... there should be a bipartisan support for this."

[david bloom @factotem]

"Any executive who participates in decision-making that leads to hundreds or thousands of people losing their jobs should be the one leading them out the door."
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[david bloom @factotem]

Just no
https://t.co/jnY0u3I6pJ

[david bloom @factotem]

Yes, and?

[david bloom @factotem]

I want to contribute
However I can

[david bloom @factotem]

#DetroitStylePizza be like HolUp

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the saddest thing is when you visit a city that’s not new york or chicago and they’re like “we also have a distinctive pizza style!”

[david bloom @factotem]

In this corner, you have @HalVarian, inventor of Surveillance Capitalism™, the business model that trades consumer privacy for corporate greed.

And in this corner you have @TimBerners_Lee, inventor of the web, with his latest privacy gizmo: the POD.
https://t.co/FHhFMlQIur

[david bloom @factotem]

One common humanity.
One planet.

[david bloom @factotem]

Listen up, @Interior: keep your hands off the Great Lakes. Only @Nestle can steal our water.
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