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When girls have a great night out, they talk about it nonstop. When guys have a great night, it will never be spoken of again

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Need a laugh, pause this vine at random times :) https://t.co/yH59WQQW03

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Sunset Scooters. DUI Scooters and they offer layaway.

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Don't worry, drink naked.

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If you are still partying for Friday night, you are doing it right #Colleging

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Kids these days

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If she is drinking from a penis straw, she wants the 'D'

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If beer and/or bacon can't solve your problems, you're in some serious sh*t

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Here's to getting drink and watching people exercise #NCAAchampionship

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Epic battle. What a game! Respect to Kentucky an UConn both

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A few easy steps to doing homework

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I love it when sporting events make it totally acceptable to get drunk on a Monday

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I can't believe (insert school) won the #NCAAchampionship... I should probably get smashed

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Math test, every answer:

- Sorry

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Current mood is a toss up:

Sleep is for the weak

-OR-

Sleeping for a week

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I want good grades... I just don't want to study or do homework

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Professional napper

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#Colleging

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I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and I'd probably still not do my homework