Mac Facts

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“I’m trying to tell you one of my remembers.” -Mac talking about a memory

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To the kickoff team: “We gotta have bigger Kahunas!” #wiseman #bigwave #macfacts

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Duke is soft #MacFacts #BestAthlete

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“When they shin kick people in the head in the UFC, they break their leg half of the time…every time.” #logic #MacFacts

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"Is this 2015..?" #MacFacts #WhatYearIsIt

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We could beat an SEC team...all 11 of us would just need handguns #MacFacts #DIII>DI

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Your birthday actually doesn't start till you wake up #MacFacts

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"Women's tennis, time to get hard" #MacFacts #hesback

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"I either like them really loose or really tight, I don't like that in between." #vaginas #MacFacts

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Duke is soft #MacFacts #BestAthlete

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Talking about football: "Some of the time I really don't know what I'm doing." #MacFacts

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"You know who are really good at reading lips? Deaf people" #MacFacts

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#GreatClipsShock

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You gotta get hard real quick. Anticipate. #MacFact

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There are 8 Mackenzies registered at Whitworth..7 of them are female #MacFact

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Wanna cross streams? #MacQuestions

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"Spanish is like a foreign language to me" #HechosDelMac

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Zach-"nothing is safe tonight"
Mac-"including your asshole"
#MacFacts #HideYoKidsHideYoWife

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Oh you know Mac drinking Gatorade out of his dog bowl #MacFacts #Baxter

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"Where'd my other shoe go?" *one shoe in hand, the other on his foot #MacFact