Garth

A Garth Theory = A Factual Theory

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It’s actually easier to take care of other people before yourself. Get to that level.

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@bwizgins Nobody cares

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@AB84 @NFL How drunk were you?

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Water should be more expensive for rich people. It’s a necessity to live but should be free if you’re impoverished #valueofwater #thinkaboutit

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It’s not duck anymore

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The f word has changed

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The sentence“I’ll be there in a minute” has lost all meaning

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A fight to knockout between Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise would make more money than any Mayweather fight @FloydMayweather

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Religion is a philosophy. Not real stuff. Use it right.

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I'm a God.

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Analog clocks make it feel later #fact

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Nothing happens for a reason. It is a chain reaction deeper than we can figure out with science thus far. #science and #logic are #smarterthanreligion