Walrus are best

hello, am walrus! you learn many fact here

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If there's one thing to remember today it's that walrus are smart and handsome and do not melt when someone throws water on them

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No airplane have ever crashed while piloted by a walrus

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One of the best things about being walrus is not wearing pants

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Walrus refuse to change a diaper

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Walrus are not afraid of a roller coaster with loops

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Walrus may contain harsh language and adult situations

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The 3 wise men were actually wise walrus and they brought young jesus the gift of rock and roll

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The small ears of the walrus make it difficult to hear phrases such as "stop eating my pancakes"

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Throw away that old star ornament and put walrus on top of your christmas tree!

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It takes 9 reindeer to pull santas sleigh but only one walrus

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You can put flowers on top of a walrus to make the living room look nice but the walrus may wander away sometimes with no warning

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Walrus have difficulty with zippers

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Walrus can protect your house from burglars

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Please do not trap walrus in a pokeball

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Do not attempt to wear walrus like a hat

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You can ride on walrus to escape from many dangerous situations

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Never stare a walrus in the eyes with a full bladder

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Walrus are probably the most talented hoopers of hula in the animal kingdom

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The only time walrus will eat a vegetable is to show you how dumb it looks

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@imscum walrus noises are the best noises