Sam

not new to this - 19 - fucking dyslectic I guess

[Buckweet 🦅 @UncleBuckbroken]

Shrimp tastes so good when some fucking dork isn't sitting next to you saying its a cockroach.

[REZZEE🧭 @_rezzee]

Half of yall gotta be kids with the way yall weep about the art learning process.

[Sam @factyslag]

@negroextremista @Metrol3 @BALUCIAGA Also, your community has the highest rate of incest, rape and crime out of any other. So I suggest you shut your negroid mouth before speaking again.

[Drungshroom @drungshrooms]

"gender dysphoria and depression isnt a thing blud!!!! instead of coping unwholesomely by doing these jokes you should get hecking therapy instead of being like....chronically online on 4chan or something...therapy is like.....100% effective ALWAYS!!!!"

[Mr. Crotch @misterCrotch]

there’s people getting teary eyed to steven universe transmasc ukelele music and we’re just supposed to act like they’re human

[Sam @factyslag]

@negroextremista @Metrol3 @BALUCIAGA Because I’m white? Lmao PLEASE.

[Sam @factyslag]

Don’t ask about the shoes. I know they’re kind fucked up. ok?

[Sam @factyslag]

Fem Fata. I really like her figure. | #factattackadventuresau #faa

[Sam @factyslag]

Fuck I forgot to color her teeth.

[sidney 🔞 @15minswithyou]

*sees facty smoking a cigarette* Can uou put that out on me

[Sam @factyslag]

Fuck up

[Champions of the Ice @ChampionsOTIce]

I was trying to make a list of "Chud Comedy" after my coworkers subjected me to half an hour of "Nathan for You" and I've got to say that Drawn Together is probably the gold standard.

It's subversive. It's offensive. It straight-up kicks the sacred cows of Hollywood in the balls in ways that not even South Park was ever willing to.

[Sam @factyslag]

@bravookil Women are their most fertile from 19-29. I’m not trying to be weird it’s biology.

[Sam @factyslag]

@bravookil 30 would be hag territory solely because of fertility peaking then and lowly depleting from there.

[✝️𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝕹𝖔 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 𝖂𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕰𝖛𝖎𝖑☦️ @makenopeacewevl]

"Those who cannot conceive friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend." -C.S. Lewis

[Sam @factyslag]

@sackmucherip @brainmissin Some type of editing. But women tend to not do it tastefully

[zo @brainmissin]

discord niggas go to war for e girls that look like this

[Yumi @Yummii1_]

facty stuck in the void
#factattackadventures

[bappyboio @bappytweets]

in the 48 hours since this tweet was published I have seen at least 20 museum-quality artworks of this discord mascot guy enduring the most brutal torture methods humanity has ever conceived