Blake

Student of the mind . Thinker. Analyst. Zombie fan. Infuriating.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

If you are having a birthday in the next 365 days, I'm just going to get this done now. Happy Birthday (Insert name here). You're welcome.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

I guarantee there's a pregnant teenager somewhere who thinks 'Ebola' would be a lovely name for their child.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

If you don't know me by now....I'm a really good stalker.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

I bet Brazil's pretty crowded. I heard there's like a brazilian people there. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I hate myself

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

@KobayashiMilo You have a filthy mind Milo.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

I'm so exhausted today, if zombies attacked, I'd just let them eat me rather than having to run.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

'Hey Annie, are you ok? You are? Ok, Cool' ...
...and that's how long that song would have lasted if I'd sung it.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

Hey ! You with the barbed wire tattoo....how was the 90's...

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

Look how cute we are. w/ @KanoLogic

[🏳️‍🌈 Jackson 🏳️‍🌈 @SomeKindOfHero]

Your neck tattoo says "Only God may judge me" ..yet here I am thinking you're a cunt..

[Annalise @DeadAirDevil]

There is no more cake. This is my suicide note.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

If you love someone, let them go. But not if they're dangling from a cliff.
I've made a terrible mistake.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

@OutOfLeftField_ I don't know, I'd have to lick George Clooney before I believe you on that.
Brb.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

@E4Tweets Hey, you're right! You must be psychic or something. 😉

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

@E4Tweets I don't believe you.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

Roses are red, violets are violet....Wait...

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

@TuckingFypo It's not weird. I'm appreciating the music, not the words.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

I want one! http://t.co/KC0IIUqkCI

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

Gotta hand it to babies, because their stupid little arms can't reach anything.

[Blake @Fade2Blake]

There's no excuse for laziness, but if you find one, let me know.