Luffy with common sense

older than i look, younger than i feel

[Luffy with common sense @faded_ghost]

bruh i’m done trying to be funny

[Luffy with common sense @faded_ghost]

what beguiles me would make you sick

[Rozi Rabbit @RoziRabbit03]

polycule but instead of having sex we lock tf in and make an album

[James @exhaustdata]

Being a 33 year old man on Phoebe Bridgers day

[Peter Meijer @PeterMeijer]

A Community Notes story in four acts.

[Luffy with common sense @faded_ghost]

do not ask me to golf unless it is of the wii persuasion

[Luffy with common sense @faded_ghost]

I am not usually one to criticize others culture but new yorkers asking me if I want ketchup and mayo on my bec kinda feels like a war crime

[Luffy with common sense @faded_ghost]

it wouldn’t be this hot out if y’all didn’t use chatgpt to write a two sentence email

[Conor Williams @sadfilmcritic]

At Union Sq station, someone graffitied the station sign to say “Union Squarepants,” but then realized it was a memorial wall and wrote “I’m sorry, I will never forget.”

[Luffy with common sense @faded_ghost]

today a guy in soho told me he liked my sleeve. I don’t have a sleeve but I appreciate it anyways

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

🗽🗽🗽

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[M @girlpov]

taps the sign

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

some crazy ass nights we'll never remember with people we'll never forget

[Luffy with common sense @faded_ghost]

seeing a lot of people wearing red in the streets of new york today... much to consider

[Luffy with common sense @faded_ghost]

loose morals and strong opinions

[NYC-DSA 🌹 @nycDSA]

BREAKING 🚨 Unions representing 300,000 workers statewide, including HTC, DC37, CWA, PSC-CUNY, NYSNA + more are calling on Governor Hochul to tax the rich.

Which side are you on, @GovKathyHochul: with the workers who make New York run, or with your rich donors?

[Dead poets colony @yours_stupidly]

what doesnt kill you makes you zone out mid conversation

[Luffy with common sense @faded_ghost]

bouncer at the bar looked at my id for like 45 seconds and it’s like bro why would a fake id says i’m in me 30s leave me alone

[Luffy with common sense @faded_ghost]

oh you’re in a situationship? are you the one with commitment issues or no self respect?