Fade Goose

Scratch Mini Golfer. Host of PBR invitational. Sports. Sharp as a wet noodle. GBO 🟧⬜️.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Go vols!!!!!! Made the news

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Rest Easy.

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Tennessee has named true freshman 5-star Faizon Brandon its starting QB, @PeteNakos and @Clowfb report🍊

https://t.co/AqdM1WW2Lw

[Dan on Golf @DanOnGolfShow]

Back again…

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

@stoolpresidente @VivaLaStool What’s the mesial of 31 and distal of 30 probing Pageviews?

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

A whoop but it tracks how many times you fart in your sleep

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

I think FIFA got it wrong. Red card should be held for balogan and this game should be replayed

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Young Ho Freese

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Happy Semiquincentennial to those who celebrate.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Soccer should have a 1 flop rule. If you get caught flopping one time in the game. It’s auto red card.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Taco Bell?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: A parasite that causes explosive diarrhea has reportedly spread to 20 U.S. states.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Horrific 3 point stance here from Higgs at Shinnecock for the US Open. Gotta keep your head up and keister down. He’s getting blown off the line of scrimmage 10 times out of 10.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Spurs gonna run off 3 in a row here. Knicks will take game 6. Game 7 will be a blood bath.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Disregard. After that putt. I’ll be investing in 2 gloves and iron covers.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Bad day for golf. Double gloves and iron covers is the last thing the sport needs.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Bad day for golf. Double gloves and iron covers is the last thing the sport needs.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Should do this as a mix of barstool idol and spring break. Give the common folk who don’t work there the chance to earn a spot on the roster

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Spring Break has arrived. Lots of people yelling at me for no clips since the fight happened. I inquired and was told everybody went to sleep or something. I’m not sure why people are yelling at me. I’m throwing heat with my roster moves @barstoolspringb

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

I bet farts during this period were world class. The sound reverberation had to have the entire dining halls in tears. Would imagine you were ranked on how funny your fart sounds were in full regalia

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

You’re a dipshit. The world wants more Tyrell Hatton.

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

If LIV does cease to exist, the biggest question is what happens with the players...but I think there's already a clear precedent with Reed. Sit out a year from your last LIV event and then you're free to return with whatever status you earn. Rahm, Bryson would still have status from their recent major wins. Not sure the tour really cares all that much about anyone else.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Plain a** masters dinner again next year I see.

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

The Scottie/Haotong pairing today is going to be WORLD class golf

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Deserved a double 👀

[Fade Goose @FadeGoose]

Hard to not see Li Haotong as a favorite this week at August to don the green jacket