Edward Sherfey III

Once made rent trading pork belly futures, then lost it on a BYU-Utah first half total. The American Dream.

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

WARNING: Haircutters are going to cut 1/8" less than you want, because they need you coming back sooner for more business. Big Pharma or Big Hair is behind this. Stand your ground.

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

Novak is an anti-vaxxer?! This all makes senes now. Something was always off about this guy.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Novak Djokovic becomes first prominent athlete to say he wouldn’t want taking a vaccine to become a requirement of playing: “Personally I am opposed to vaccination and I wouldn't want to be forced by someone to take a vaccine in order to be able to travel.”

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

It's Monday. It's Earnings Week. Get out your smelling salts boys.

[Barstool Sports @barstool_blogs]

WELCOME TO NFL SUNDAY.

@PardonMyTake

[Amena Bakr @Amena__Bakr]

Ok... there’s another break right now. Reminder we are still waiting on Mexico! #OOTT #opec

[Amena Bakr @Amena__Bakr]

Still waiting for Mexico 🇲🇽🙂

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

@ajmaldonado34 It's a closed fund.

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

First two trading weeks in the books. Up 29%, vs the S&P return of 11%. Trading tickets below for transparency. Going to use this as an experiment. PS can I raise capital now?

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

Remember, this is gambling, & nothing more. If someone ever pitches you their returns, and "invites" you to invest ask yourself the following:

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

OPEN THE MARKETS OPEN THE MARKETS

[Amena Bakr @Amena__Bakr]

So the meeting starts in about 45 mins, there will be an open session with speeches etc and then the ministers will move to the closed session to discuss the cuts. #OOTT

[Amena Bakr @Amena__Bakr]

So the meeting starts in about 45 mins, there will be an open session with speeches etc and then the ministers will move to the closed session to discuss the cuts. #OOTT

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

@engineers_feed @brittanybarnes 100% necessary kitchen gadget for your future fried rice adventures.

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

To steal a phrase from the #FinTwit world, "BURN IT THE F*** DOWN".

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

Remember in The Big Short, when mortgages were failing left & right but the value of the derivatives based on those mortgages were rising? Because the banks who bet that those mortgages wouldn't default, got to "mark to market" aka set the price of those very derivates.

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

Per the link below, 83% of PE Energy funds were marked as profitable — remarkable performance considering the S&P SmallCap 600 Energy Index LOST 78%.

https://t.co/dfTy2GBIAL

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

There's no way to make money from this. No catalyst can correct this. Eventually these assets go under, these funds go bust, and teachers lose their retirement fund invested in them. Just another example of why finance & it's markets, suck. The End.

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

+30%? LOL that is def a plug to make them hit their full year estimate.

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Bank of America's 2020 quarterly GDP estimates

1Q: -7%
2Q: -30%
3Q: -1%
4Q +30%

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

Because you don't have to model that Darren. That scenario is called Out of Business. Now go continue stealing balloons & smiles from children elsewhere.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

The biggest issue facing many businesses right now is that they never modeled a scenario of zero revenue with no guarantee of a timeline for future revenue.

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

Trump's OPEC cut tweet is this year's equivalent to Elon's "Funding Secured" tweet.

[Edward Sherfey III @FadeTheStreet]

"WHICH IF TRUE" - if you're trading this based on the assumption that Trump is telling the truth..

[Javier Blas @JavierBlas]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Trump says Russia and Saudi Arabia to cut back ~10m b/d of oil production and maybe "substantially more" (which, if true, is a 50% cut from those nations) #OOTT #OilPriceWar #covid19