Paul

Lover of Cats, Peace, Chicken Wings, and Oxford commas | He/Him

[Paul @fadetobars]

@EdVorst @TheBlueGem3 Thank you. For what it’s worth, I ardently applied myself in school. I DID have some excellent teachers. Mr. Gilbert encouraged my curiosity, Mr. Kush taught me the value of mathematical proof, and Mrs Evans taught me respect by showing me the same. I shouldn’t be so jaded.

[Paul @fadetobars]

@EdVorst @TheBlueGem3 Many of my teachers tried. The PE teacher who said I was too fat tried. My English teacher who called me racist for questioning her interpretation of symbolism in Obasan tried. The grade 5 teacher that struck me for not joining the Lord’s Prayer tried. Now you’ve tried.

[Paul @fadetobars]

@timandfriends I don’t personally like the rule, but it was correctly applied here; Kirk’s timing was unfortunate for him. His positioning at the time the runner started his slide influenced that slide. It’s a stupid rule, but it’s a rule.

[Paul @fadetobars]

Chunky platform boots.

[Paul @fadetobars]

@levarburton Happiest of Oden’s Day to you too, Mr. Burton. Hey: I just realized that we might share ancestors! My great grandmother was a Burton.

[Paul @fadetobars]

@deconverted_man Well, when you consider marriage is an act performed for the satisfaction and validation of external parties (gods, parents, government), the termination of that contract will invariably lead to the disapproval of most of them.

[Paul @fadetobars]

@TheBlueGem3 What I learned from:

Parents:
How to read
Tell time
Cook
Make change
Sing
Write
Paint
Pray
Question
Love
Hope
Mourn
Give/follow directions
Respect nature
Respect humans
Do laundry
Do taxes
Type
Times tables
Manners
History

School:
Pythagorean Theorum

[Paul @fadetobars]

@MayoIsSpicyy Oh, totally

[Paul @fadetobars]

Sooo… universal dental care by 2088, or…?

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

About to head into the first of many Cabinet meetings we’re having this week. In each one, we’re going to stay focused on how we can make your life more affordable, fight climate change, create good middle class jobs, and keep building an economy that works for all Canadians.

[Paul @fadetobars]

@DownGoesBrown If determined it was a dive, can Brad Marchand be pilloried?

[Paul @fadetobars]

@KilgourKen I saw Dogma, and if humans can’t survive the word of Alanis Morissette PLAYING God…

(awesome casting, btw)

[Paul @fadetobars]

It’s 11:11. Make a sandwich!

[Paul @fadetobars]

Earth

[Kelly🇦🇺🇭🇺 @kelly_ques]

What’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home?

[Paul @fadetobars]

If Trump stole documents confirming extraterrestrial life with the purpose of disclosure, that would be a very interesting twist.

[Paul @fadetobars]

@WillieHandler There was a place for sale with that sign here in Chilliwack last year. Sold. Three months later, it was for sale again. No sign this time, though…

[Paul @fadetobars]

@ATFulemin I swear Chris Kiri played for the Hawks. Little blond guy? Wore a Jofa?

[Paul @fadetobars]

@hockey_samurai Lol. Bruce Cassidy just kinda stopped and said, “screw it, Denis’ got this, I’m going for a change.”

[Paul @fadetobars]

@SlavaMalamud 🤣🤣😂😂 Babe would have found this hilarious.

[Paul @fadetobars]

Queen Dildo vs the Hell’s Angels is like that rare heel-vs-heel wrestling match. You don’t know who to root for, but you know you’re going to be entertained. Trish Stratus vs Stephanie McMahon level entertained.

[Paul @fadetobars]

@baseballhall Touch ‘em all, Joe; you’ll never hit a bigger home run in your life.