Phoebe Say

Beans

[E. R. Davis @bluzoan]

@DomainDead Non-binary 50 Cent is not on my bingo card for the year.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

me: it’s caesar salads birthday

my wife: who

me: caesar salad

my wife: who’s that

me: ???? the salad

my wife: you follow so many pet accounts online i just assumed it was someone’s cat

[݁⟡ @vaebi3]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be good at every video game he plays

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[Rad. @enemy_soil]

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno

[🌸 𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻 🌸 @sugarGSP]

Ummmm. I know we truly hate the stereotype buttttt…

[Phoebe Say @faephrog]

@netflix I want to watch my telly while I’m at uni buddy?

“Your device isn’t part of the Netflix household for this account”

You’re breaking my heart.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[love drops @lovedropx]

iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Otter sound like a puppy and a cat at the same time and i absolutely love it

[still. @_vicdagoat]

being an adult is just locking in, doing laundry, wiping down the counters, and figuring out what the fuck to eat on a loop.