faeryn

im like if a moss covered rock was autistic

[faeryn @faerynryn]

be quiet silica gel cant you see im starving

[faeryn @faerynryn]

thats life ig

[faeryn @faerynryn]

full ass and tits out lets fucking GO

[faeryn @faerynryn]

you must be miserable omg

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Seeing you guys happy makes me happy

[juno ✰ @normandynepo]

“puppy want a treat ?” puppy wants a fucking cigarette and a beer

[faeryn @faerynryn]

@chems1vt SO true omg

[faeryn @faerynryn]

@chems1vt forget to eat and dont take your meds then wiggle your ears for ten minutes

[faeryn @faerynryn]

why does wiggling my ears make. me dizzy wtf

[faeryn @faerynryn]

twas the night before requiem,
and all through the house
mari was panicking, sorting it all out
the outfit was hung by the door with care,
boa and shoes left neat on the stair.
the makeup was nestled all snug in its box,
mari had to take it all, be strong as an ox.

[vivi @vivitoodumb]

Just woke up. My vagina is gone and has flipped into a penis. These dems work fast.

[madu @wearlambi]

you poor thing
sweet, mourning lamb
there's nothing you can do
it's already been done

[𓉸. maia @murdockangels]

quitting uni to pursue my real passion: vampirism and hannigram

[hayley🐞 @coffeeandacheck]

and your love is like an open flame!!!! i’m a running car, you’re a closed garage!!!! someone once told us “there’s a world out there!!” but we don’t care enough to drive that far!!!

[lia @nothesteak]

it's 9am I just discovered a new kink and I can't open ao3

[faeryn @faerynryn]

its officially christmas season so im binging christmas movies

[faeryn @faerynryn]

i fear donald peterson is just me

[faeryn @faerynryn]

"do you hate me? do you smoke?" shes so me

[faeryn @faerynryn]

today on lesbians

[faeryn @faerynryn]

genuinely though this was about noah kahan for a second help me

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

noah: two of every animal? what do i look like, a zookeeper?
god:

[faeryn @faerynryn]

13 days theres still time

[Noodle @noodledoodvt]

My birthday is one week from today and not a single person has let me chew on their butthole like a peach ring :/