liza thornberry

Martini Enthusiast | Email Perfectionist | Part time Sadist ❤️‍🔥

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

@itsbreezyweezy can i bite

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

it’s only wednesday but my costumes and makeup are calling to me like the green goblin mask

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

ate lunch in silence with no screens/music/outside stimulation

[Pouty Panda #Titanup @itsbreezyweezy]

I GET TO SEE MY BEST FRIENDS IN TWO DAYS

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

@lBrqndonl i just threw up in my mouth

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@TheFredmeister 🥺 you’re awesome fred ily🩷

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

chat will i ever not feel like i’m too much

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@meaghancates 🩷

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@stuernbecker truck 🚫

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fyi this is still relevant

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

men i do not trust:
-drives a pickup truck and doesn’t have a blue collar job
-goes out in shorts after sunset
-has a neck beard
-under 5’6
-over 6’3
-has a helix or industrial piercing
-doesn’t have a license
-can’t lift >200lbs
-isn’t friends with at least 3 women

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

@maybeeerie i just came everywhere

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

@maybeeerie holyyyyyy shit

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

@nikidubzz lentil 😋

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first soup of the season

happy tummy 😋

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

@Colonel_Keez psychotic

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

@Suethehumanrace bee better

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

@stuernbecker list em

[dog eyes @urfavmelaaa]

every woman on twitter is an angel and every man is a dirty whore

[liza thornberry @faesmutlover]

@itsbreezyweezy @emmthegr8 the first woman 😻😻😻😻😻