Ohmyfae

Here, Queer, no longer quite so new to fandom shenanigans! (he/him, mid-thirties) Sometimes nsfw so 18+ only!

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

The Rohan alsjidjdbdiejsj I mean the Rohirrim, yes I know

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

Well, I found a game-breaking bug in Dragon Age Veilguard that locked me out of all of Emmrich’s personal quests from the moment I recruited him (no, it didn’t happen by continuing the main story or passing a point of no return)

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

Oh my god the look on Nico’s face as he’s getting a bath

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

Sometimes you get a war table glitch where the banter and music never happens at all. My first playthrough was silent. I was so bored that I rushed through the game. Checked all the journal entries and fixed the glitch right before the last quest…

[Marina ✨❄️ @dyingnome]

10 years later and i just found out that in dai, if you read all the quests in the journal tab, the banter triggers a bit more often

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

People would stop showing up for work, but turnover was so high that you never knew if they just quit or were picked up by the fake rideshares that would try to lure women into their cars.

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

Same company that had a problem with their call center workers being targeted by traffickers and still locked them out of the call center after their late night shift so they had to wait outside in the dark and couldn’t go inside if they saw someone suspicious

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

Reminded of my unfinished fics just sitting there

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

@nugnacious Oh god, sweating simulator 9000 is so accurate

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

The best thing about the style change from DA Inquisition to Veilguard for me is that the characters don’t look like they’re getting rained on 24/7

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

We found him eating flaming hot Cheetos in a Zaxby’s parking lot, and sometimes he retains that general vibe

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

Time to brace myself to play another round of “is this pharmacy tech transphobic or is she preventing me from getting T as a fun little game to pass the time”

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

@MsSaiFox It’ll be ok! Hopefully I’ll be able to get some soon with a payment plan, and I’ve applied to soooo many jobs

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

Testosterone really did help my low moods because thanks to losing my job, a person on the phone lying about a raise in prescription prices, and unexpected fees I wasn’t told about, I’ve been off T (against my wishes) for a month and wow I feel horrible gang

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

They also called our landlord because we were renting. All that effort over grass, and when I was waking up to a man climbing through the bedroom window next to me? Oh no, not their business to be sure. Neighborhood watch only watches the lawn.

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

We didn’t have an HOA so the neighbors called the cops on us when the lawn was just a touch too high. But did the neighbors intervene when we were being burgled on a daily basis?No. Only grass height matters.

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

@MatthewCmiel I prefer it because the main character is rooted in the narrative, and the overall plot doesn’t sideline the protagonist’s arc. It feels more impactful to follow a storyline that has high personal stakes.

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

Email: “Thank you for applying for—“
Usually means a rejection is imminent. If they’re going to reject me anyway, especially for jobs I’m overqualified for, can’t they just start with, “Hey, do you want to feel sad?” so I don’t need to bother opening the email.

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

When an interviewer is like “there are a lot of applicants...so many applicants...hundreds, thousands, all the people on earth want this job...” are you trying to make me desperate/willing to put up with anything because now I’m just bleakly apathetic

[Ohmyfae @faewrites]

The wife of a famous rockstar calling the wrong department on purpose and screaming at me when I explained that I needed to transfer her, ending with her shouting a (hilarious in context) band name into the phone because I didn’t recognize her husband

[mysillycomics @mysillycomics]

Ok everyone share your shitty customer stories because I just had a grade A 100% BITCH on the phone