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Born, eat and die. Repeat.

[NM @fafda_jalebi]

Jab jab phool khile https://t.co/nMnzLHTIKm

[Marwaari @Marwaari]

Describe your sex life in one movie name.

[NM @fafda_jalebi]

In today's life we don't live... we are just alive...

[औरंगज़ेब 2.0 🇮🇳 @__phoenix_fire_]

Did https://t.co/8qvlrgwPh4

[Akash @vaderakash]

*watching Padmavati in 3D*

Me: Kya mast war scene chalu hai. Iska 3D ekdum real lag raha hai
Frnd: Abe vo Rajput hai. Theatre tod rahe hai

[We, the People of India @India_Policy]

Pidi may actually win more than 44 for Congress. https://t.co/QcqMzMrmDp

[June Paul @journojuno]

My maid's got her 10yo son to work today & he sheepishly comes to me & asks for the wifi p/w to download games & watch Shinchan. My heart 💚

[Babu Bhaiya @Shahrcasm]

Salman ~ Any Hotel Recommendation In Kolkata ?

SRK ~ Oberoi Grand Hotel !

Salman ~ Tu Dushman Hi Thik Hai !!

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#NewProfilePic

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Me: Mujhe need na aaye... Hai...
Mummy : saand ki tarah Sunday ko soyega to kya hoga...

[Yo Yo Funny Singh @moronhumor]

RT if you feel sorry for them !!

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@bhaiyyajispeaks Khwaab ho tum ya Koi haqeeqat.

[Dr Praveen Patil @5Forty3]

Ah! the famous Gandhi dog that won Assam & the North East for the BJP!. https://t.co/TheBzcwDIs

[Bella @runjhunmehrotra]

I can drape a saree in 10mins,play garba in it for hours. @IndiaToday send your clumsy interns to me and I will teach them how,free of cost!

[Paresh Rawal fan @Babu_Bhaiyaa]

Modi fans wanted to see Modi as PM bcz of his record as CM,great oratory etc. RaGa fans want to see RaGa as PM bcz he posted his dog's video

[Gaurav Sethi @BoredCricket]

Not just his hair and his beard, Kane Williamson is gold.

#IndvsNZ

[D Roopa IPS @D_Roopa_IPS]

In National Police Academy, on formal occasions when we have to wear national dress, it is SAREE that is to be worn and we can carry it off https://t.co/W86h67TXFZ

[Marwaari @Marwaari]

I need to find my mojo back.
(Gujarati trying to find his lost socks)

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#Twitter is the only solace. #ForeverAlone