jade

she fag on my got til I queen out

[jade @fagcentre]

Dream blunt rotation:
Thomas Sankara
Ecco2k
Kevin Gates
Stephanie Soo

[jade @fagcentre]

I love lying

[𝓂arinette @lambliet]

“people you may know” and its the devil from the bible

[jade @fagcentre]

Can my bald dad act bald bro I haven’t been sent money since I’ve been employed #lockin #buymeacarplease

[jade @fagcentre]

I haven’t had braids in a whole month that’s the longest I’ve gone since 7th grade bitch I’m 19

[jade @fagcentre]

Still haven’t gotten my tax return @ CRA

[jade @fagcentre]

Almost had a stroke tdy I forgot my lipliner at home #terriblethingshappeninginjadenation

[jade @fagcentre]

Bro niggas are just so fucking easy #communitypenis

[jade @fagcentre]

Trolling on Snapchat gives me such a rush yes I’m 2 years old why would anyone have that app for any serious reason

[jade @fagcentre]

And who tf wants to go out on a Sunday like please bitch asked this ho to go out 4 different days #bainigga

[jade @fagcentre]

I should’ve been at Toronto pride not work #fml #fml #fml #fml #fml

[jade @fagcentre]

I love my coworker so much like wdym would you rather have your nigga scream at every baby he sees or be a poorly skilled kleptomaniac

[jade @fagcentre]

I avoid eye contact like it’s my job

[jade @fagcentre]

3 hours of sleep and. I look amazing #winning #unstoppable

[jade @fagcentre]

Tips going crazy

[jade @fagcentre]

At work being pleasant and darling af

[jade @fagcentre]

My ugly fat gay manager needs to die tn

[jade @fagcentre]

I might get nicotine patches #indeep #unsaveable

[jade @fagcentre]

So prophets are men but the women are witches…and your religion isn’t misogynistic…okay

[jade @fagcentre]

How to unlove someone

[jade @fagcentre]

Yeah right by joji starts playing and I start vomiting uncontrollably and foaming out the mouth right there and then #posttraumaticlesbianrelationsipdisorder