Fahim 🍯

🇧🇩 | buzz buzz

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Jokamundo @Jokamundo]

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Arne Slot and Thomas Frank watching Maresca, Amorim and Xabi Alonso all lose their jobs in the same week 😭

[Karthik @misanthrope_13]

Highs: Didn't kms
Lows: Didn't kms

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

12 months successfully wasted…

and you have microplastics in your balls.

[Judas @JudasUndisputed]

your first bad bitch makes you do crazy things

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

niggas love 2016 more then they bitch smh

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Bro said this shit pays the bills so you’ll watch 😭

[jem @mikrokosmics]

it’s very obvious that for some of you marriage is your only achievement in life

[Dave @tufdave]

My 13 year old sister posted on snap “sucks to see someone enjoying the man you built” my mom beat tf outta her lmao

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

This the kind of love you found when you were unemployed with no car

[𝗫𝘆𝗻ᥫ᭡ @xynifyy]

Rent alone is $2,350 and yall still screaming "it's a man's job to provide" girl stfû and help that man with ya selfish ahh

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

instead of texting “on my way” i’m just gonna start sending this

[Midnite @midnite]

Manchester United lose the Europa League final and don't need to pay for BBQ celebration plans

Sir Jim Ratcliffe:

[Noely @NOELY1982]

Erm sir Jim are we still having the BBQ ?

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

when my daughter asks why I named her amad

[Tonton Oso🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

Manchester City vs Manchester United this weekend

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

This is the worst half of football Manchester United have played since the last half of football Manchester United played.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"my spotify wrapped sucks" bro YOU listened to that music 😭 #SpotifyWrapped2024