F for Riyya

full-time baby girl.

[F for Riyya @fahkriyya]

Hasbunallahu Wa Ni’mal Wakil.

[Omo Ure @iam__temmyyy]

Go and ask those with car wash business if 40 cars are entering daily.

Also, from the #0.0 capital, he’d have to steal 5 pressure washers to accommodate 40 cars daily; plus he’d power them with urine.
Also, borehole na free to dig. Land to do the business will be AI-generated.

[Outlaw. @wholelif3]

I’m not even laughing I’m scared.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

Sorry to intrude o, but which one fyb? Friend your benefits? Final year batch?

[F for Riyya @fahkriyya]

Lmaooo not girls in the comments FIGHTING her for the first screenshot. We’re never making it out fr😭😭😭

[aspen ✨ @aspenn_colorado]

update on my dating life still a fucking joke lmao. this is just from the past 2 days

[F for Riyya @fahkriyya]

😭😭😭

[𝐏𝐞𝐲𝐢 𝐩𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫💋 @pforpeyi]

Op: “Please wash after you pee”
Twitter : “Oh so you hate wipes”

[F for Riyya @fahkriyya]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@MummyRere 2P means 2 pillion or 2 pounds?

[F for Riyya @fahkriyya]

This part!!!😂

[Marius Von Fundhaüser. @martinnextdoor]

btw anticipating being strict and authoritarian to an unborn child is very odd to me because have you even considered that your child might be a chill guy?

[moonglade @gxre_lxve]

it’s actually so cute when birds chirp in the morning like awwwww goodmorning guys

[Saint Mari @teslimalabi_]

The beatings worked like mad:

- we cannot challenge authority
- we keep electing leaders that rob us and rub it in our faces
- we maintain a culture of silence that enables the cycle of abuse
- we dissociate and can only process difficult emotions through the lens of religion

[a baddie wit da boottie ᥫ᭡. @atienohh]

And you know this as a single beautiful woman or as the less beautiful one?

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Butter is one hell of a product man. What it does to any food is incredible.

Whatever it is you’re cooking, butter makes it better 😭

[F for Riyya @fahkriyya]

I get so irrationally annoyed when people do all this serenren for indomie. Why not just make pasta?!😩

[Deelovestoread_ @Deelovestoread_]

Born and raised by Nora Roberts, Sidney Sheldon, Danielle Steel, Mills and Booms historical romance, Harlequin romance and Goosebumps

[F for Riyya @fahkriyya]

Problem with this is that someone could always counter that with perceived ‘benefits’ from their own POV. “Because Allah said so” is all the reason we need really and truly. Wa Allahul musta’an

[F for Riyya @fahkriyya]

Random pet peeve of mine is when people try to rationalise certain Islamic rulings, to try and justify it to the general public. Like emphasising so much the ‘worldly harms’ as if that’s the main reason for the ruling.

[F for Riyya @fahkriyya]

Big 3 not the little one😌🎉

[Somi❤️ @SomiEkhasomhi]

This is elopement syndrome. Look how as soon as she sees an opportunity, she runs straight into the road with no sense of danger? Almost getting herself and her mother killed? That’s what elopement syndrome means in terms of autism. Not whatever personality quirk you’re describing.

[CatReacts @PiusGoodne67858]

@Gottalovechaze The real victim is always the best friend who has to hear the same story 500 times😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣