JonSalji

Professional Roti Jala maker. Professional troublemaker.

*Disclaimer - My tweets in this account is totally random based on what is going on around me.

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Ok nak buat thread collection lah some gambar2 yg aku shoot... Why not...

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Dah la takde masa aku tunang. Pastu aku soundkan aje "adiknye kawin kot?" Baru otak tu nak berjalan sikit

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

IDK man sepatutnya aku nak kawin ko excited nak mintak cuti ke at least usaha la nak be there when needed ko abang kot ni belum apa2 boleh tanya "aku takde masa ko nikah takpe kot mi ek?" Pale butoh la mintak cuti nak pegi benda lain boleh pulak haih some people

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Butoh la orang putih punya la banyak red flag kat world cup 26 ni takde pulak nak bising buat campaign bagai macam qatar dulu. Acik ko biawak

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Lembabnya zirkzee bodoh ni

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Main apa ni? Mana lineup haritu???

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

I'm gonna try quitting twitter this ramadhan. Too many rage baiting toxic people. Semoga istiqomah...

[The Holy Mosques @theholymosques]

BREAKING NEWS: The Crescent of Ramadan 1447/2026 has been sighted in Saudi Arabia!

Subsequently, Ramadan 1447/2026 begins tomorrow, 18th February 2026

Taraweeh Prayers will begin in the Two Holy Mosques after Isha Prayers

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Scrolling twitter these days feels very overwhelming. Full of racists and hatred.

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Hahahahhaaha bitter by our fake bitter hahahahahha

[OK Then @okaythenfuture]

Malaysians are never going to beat the allegations it seems,

Posting 1 million times “no please don’t come to Malaysia, it’s horrible”, doesn’t actually make you look nonchalant and chill,

It just makes you look thin skinned and just bitter especially since the people offering their nuanced views on Malaysia have all been there already, and guess what as boring it is, we will still come at some point again in the next few years just because.

Accept criticisms, try to improve on them, and just don’t be bitter Beckies. You guys are acting like Nigerians who are quite similar on this as well tbh.

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Bodo sial kedai nama hijabistahub tapi guna model yg tak pakai hijab pun amendeeee

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Dah la pasang lagu jedag jedug paleotak dia la

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Orang camping nak lepak2 datang budak2 gen z ramai2 bising cb toi

[Rin  @rinmansor]

Tiga karakter paling dibenci nabi:

1) Al Thartharun : byk bercakap (semua benda dia nak ulas)

2) Al-Mutashaddiqun : orang yg membesarkan diri ( berlagak pandai/ dia paling tahu semua benda)

3) Al-Mutafayhiqun : orang yg sombong bila bercakap (menghina / rasa diri paling betul)

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

War literally created computer we use today. A lot of tech today created because of war....

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Ni kat jengka ni, penduduk ramai tapi hospital takde beza dari 30 tahun lepas... Apa2 semua kena refer hospital temerloh. Dah macam ada concert dah lat hospital temerloh tu crowded dia.

[KakyamDahPenat @Mmayam2]

"Hospital kerajaan dah sesak, understaffed"

And who's fault is that? Definitely not us the people

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Got work to do tomorrow. But stuck binge watching wonder man. Worth it tho. @harythilmy go watch haha

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Itu lah buruk nya social media ni main cakap aja tak bertapis langsung. Dulu takde socmed jumpa depan2 beradab lah sikit.

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Aku pelik kenapa mak ayah mcm takda rasa hormat dah ye kat cikgu skrg? Dulu mak ayah bukan main segan dgn cikgu. Kesian betul hidup nak marah aja kat social media.

[Local Confessions @ConfessionLocal]

Ibu bapa, tolonglah jaga adab ketika menaip.

Kami, cikgu tak minta disanjung dan dijulang pun. Cukup sekadar ada rasa hormat.

Saya sebagai guru kelas ini berasa sangat sedih apabila ibu bapa balas begini.

Saya baca 2,3 kali sebelum nak hantar WhatsApp ni. Takutlah terguris atau tersilap. Akhirnya, dib*doh-b*dohkan je 😭😭😭😭

Sumber: Threads waniencs

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Bodo betul system tng & smart tag tu dah berpuluh2 tahun guna baru skrg nak upgrade. Itu pun sama je kalau tak lepas jadi lambat juga hahahaha

[JonSalji @fahmitakdeidea]

Hahahahaha nanti ada la yg sangkut sebab modify no plate tak dpt baca pastu menyusahkan orang nak undur2

[mStar Online 🇵🇸 @mstaronline]

Dah tak payah pening-pening, lalu je mana-mana lorong PLUS!

#anpr #plus #mstar #justgo