Chad Fahn

I'll bust ya fkin kneecaps

[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

@thegoodgodabove Fuckin me bro

[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

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[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

@ashweebby This was your prime days ngl

[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

@ashweebby I've done it 3 times in the span of 10 minutes

[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

Day 8 of quarantine (still can't spell it right): I have now lost all functioning brain cells and identify as a 13th century rat carrying the black plague

[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

@ashweebby Fucking do it

[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

Yall ever just miss the old you?

Cause same

[kla @blessedswift]

Someone sneezed at Disney World and I just saw a cast member take the person outside and we heard a gun shot but the cast memeber said it was unrelated

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end

[SMii7Y @SMii7Y]

I have seen many speedruns in my lifetime but this one takes the cake 🍰

[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

@ashweebby Is there chance of me dying very early?

[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

@ashweebby Does that mean you cant talk to yourself then?

[Collin @coolcat_collin]

My ex used to scream and go off on me for waking her up in the morning before I’d leave.

Today, I woke my girl up and she goes “I’m in love with you and I can’t wait to marry you. Do you think I could eat Christmas cookies for breakfast?”

Someone’s out there for you, trust me.

[Max @maxmoefoe]

Ricegum is a Chinese spy

[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

Thank you Marianas Trench for spending 24 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

[Chad Fahn @fahn_chad]

@ashweebby If you are can you tell him to come visit me. I didnt think itd take 16 years for him to come back with the milk and pizza rolls