After my c section, as they were rolling me to recovery I reached for this big bucket on my bed and went โooh whatโs thisโ thinking there were snacks in there and the doctor yelled at me and said โdonโt touch that, thatโs your placentaโ LMAOOO.
Having children is a scam because what do you mean Iโll convulse and die if anything happens to this tiny human that just popped up in my life one day????
Walked into crumbl cookie for the first time just waiting for someone to take my order not realizing itโs self checkout lol. Looked so dumb for like 10 mins straight ๐