Connor 🍉

he/him || 21 || 🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️ ||

[Connor 🍉 @faIconnor]

🧍‍♂️ill jus drop this n 🏃‍♂️

[Bonsai/#1 leavanny fan @Peko_girlboss]

You can tell this guy actually likes Pokemon because the average larper wouldn’t use throh and pansear

[Ren 𓇢𓆸 @RenYGRR]

this makes it sound like there’ll be a shortage of insulin, but it’s literally just that the prices are so high that people won’t be able to afford the shit they need to survive

[JtheFrog @JtheFrog0]

If you watch this type of shit, you are deadass a pedophile.

[𝙨𝙠𝙖𝙗𝙚🏴 @g_abe2]

they're tracking your movements and suggesting accounts of people they know you have met.

when i started my current job, within a week instagram was recommending me my coworkers' accounts when i didn't even have their phone numbers

[$^&*?,";+ @hotel1nminsk333]

omfg they made everyone look like hillary clinton

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Pokémon Black & White will always be peak because you can do this

[Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes]

Kittens scared and cautious*
mom goes and sits with the dog
Kittens: ohh shii 🔥

[χυ σι δεη @skibiscut]

i have had sex at my fattest you’ll be fine

[taoki @justalexoki]

@Polymarket abandoned his 8 year old son just to walk 3 miles a day. what a piece of shit

[critter @BecomingCritter]

>”I walked the entire world”
>didn’t set a foot in Africa

[young rick of rnmtwt @mikeoomf]

how i look after spending 15 minutes making craters in my skin with tweezers before my shower

[Michellin Salt @maggieworms]

I set next to a girl in one of my classes and she Deadass has this exact image on half of her laptop screen and her notes on the other

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

The fact that she’s literally the one enduring all the physical consequences of trying for a baby, yet somehow he’s the victim in a cheating scenario that hasn’t even happened

[🐁 twin squeaks 🐁 @lizzabees]

unironically the number of straight women friends of mine who tell me they adore women and would love to be with one but are scared of eating pussy kinda blows my mind

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

To whoever is getting laid today, go an extra round for me, i ain't getting shit

[isa 🫶🏼 @suburbanmp3]

IM CRYING THIS IS ME.

[⋆˚꩜｡n0ty0urdad ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 @cherrybomb3r1]

Call it being 26 but I just can’t be bothered with certain behaviors like I gotta figure out my insurance rn idgaf that you don’t text

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

I'd rather rub my vagina on a pile of red ants

[Khazar @khazarAntlers]

What it feels to go an entire day procrastinating: