Haiku Master

I am an award / Winning haiku poet yes/ So go f yourself. :)

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All my shows got cut/ at the end of the season/ Fuck. Now what to do? #haiku #faiku

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It's been a long time/fucking forgot how awesome/Angry haiku is #haiku

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@bifff An angry haiku/ with rhyme and spit. Well done friend./ Now fuck off. Friday. ;) -@faikuhaiku #haiku

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It's Friday. Fuck yeah!/ Bring the fucking weekend onnn/ Time for some fun. Shit. -@faikuhaiku #haiku

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@pegva You like the faiku?/ SWEET! Lots of anger on here/ I call it wit. Ha! -@faikuhaiku #haiku

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All out of coffee/ Jesus that fucking sucks shit/ Off to get some. NOW. -@faikuhaiku #haiku

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Fuck! Been gone lately./ Never fear, I won't leave you/ You're not that lucky. - @faikuhaiku #haiku

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Fucking Saturday/ Chores, errands, parties holy shit/ I need some sleep, peeps. - @faikuhaiku #haiku

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Holy shit, landslide/ I mean I hope it is for/ one of those assholes ;) -@faikuhaiku #haiku #election

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The election is/ tomorrow fuckers! Go out/ and vote, vote, vote, VOTE! -@faikuhaiku #haiku

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I posted a new/ #haiku on my blog so you/ should fucking go look! http://faikuhaiku.blogspot.... - @faikuhaiku #haiku

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Wow. What a Monday/ Seriously got derailed and/ Fucked. Is it Tuesday? - @faikuhaiku #haiku

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Daylight Savings Time/ The biggest fucking joke. EVER./ Saving DAYLIGHT? No. -@faikuhaiku #haiku

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Happy Halloween/ To adults wearing *costumes/ Fuck yeah! Get candy! - @faikuhaiku (*Fuhaiku does not support adult trick or treating. Lame)

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Those who love Faiku/ Sense of humor, why yes! Shit/ Those who don't, boring. - @faikuhaiku #haiku

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Weather: What the HELL/ Hot as FUCK yesterday and/ Cool today? Bitch please! -@faikuhaiku #haiku

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Those who unfollow/ My name is "faikuhaiku"/ Why are we surprised? -@faikuhaiku #haiku

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@therecluseb It's 95 in/ my fucking house. Put on a/ sweater and shut up. ;) -@faikuhaiku #haiku

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Weather: It's Fall now/ Can you fucking take heed and/ Cool the hell off? Thanks. - @faikuhaiku #haiku

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@merveille Paid to eat? No way!/ You are a slave to this fucked/ economy. Woo! -@faikuhaiku #haiku