H William Cyphers IV

Digital marketing strategist, aspiring hot sauce sommelier, background TV stand-in. Expect me when you least expect me.

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Why did it take a @nytimes doc on @hulu for people to start giving @britneyspears the attention and respect she deserves? #smmfh #FreeBritney

[COVERGIRL @COVERGIRL]

SURPRISE! The secret is out: @lilireinhart is our newest #COVERGIRL! 🎉 We’re SO excited to welcome such an authentic, inspirational, talented actress & author to the Easy Breezy family. 💄 Give her a warm welcome in the comments below! 💖 #EasyBreezyBeautiful

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@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump I knew there was a reason why they cut you out of the @HocusPocusMovie as the 4th Sanderson sister! #ImpeachmentIsComing 😂

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Meet the Underdogs, the hardest-to-adopt shelter dogs. As part of National #MakeADogsDay, you can help support all Underdogs by buying them something from the @ASPCA Charity Lists. For every item purchased, Subaru will donate $10, up to $250,000.

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#DemDebate

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@Drake I'm literally dead #GameofThrones #teamArya #BillboardMusicAwards

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Don’t over do it @ladygaga #GRAMMYs

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@etnow @iamcardib I wouldn’t call that a performance....

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@ArianaGrande @AppleMusic commercial was a better lip sync than that garbage @RecordingAcad @iamcardib just displayed. #GRAMMYs #smmfh

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@RecordingAcad @iamcardib Grammy nominees should try to actually sing the songs they are nominated for... #smmfh

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#sweatequity is how smaller brands can play with the big dogs in the world of defining those cultural moments #twitterdatanyc

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Culture means beliefs, artifacts, rituals, and language we subscribe to. #twitterdatanyc

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Purpose driven campaigns are driving what advertising and marketing SHOULD be @KinseyZG #twitterdatanyc

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Amazing line up for tonight’s discussion of cultural shifts in social data #twitterdatanyc

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Check out #myAIHighlight #IBMentry generated by Watson from the IBM Experience at the US Open! https://t.co/12vg8YQpUt

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Welcome to the club! Thanks @influenster @BarbasolShave #CloseShave #BarbasolRazors #complimentary #contest https://t.co/VgMdKZRYn0

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Hey @Sprint I heard that #EvelynIsLearning #AboutDinosaurs. What’s she learning? https://t.co/qv9e9XeEdj

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Excited to be representing @IsobarUS Detroit for @AdcraftDetroit #DShow! Looking forward to seeing some more amazing work! #isobarus #detroithustlesharder #client

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.@AHSFX am I a conspiracy theorist or is all the work unmasking the sexual misconduct of males across so many industries the work of #SCUM #valeriesolanas #ahscult

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.@realDonaldTrump drinkin water like: cc @nickkroll @jennyslate #pubLIZity #yogurtwater #notmypresident