Tala

23 / Professional Gambler. LMFAOs 1# Fan

[Tala @failedarsonist]

I raise the legs of my bell bottom trousers to wade through the puddles of the alleyway like a Disney princess raises the skirt of her gown to descend down the stairs and enter the ball

[Tala @failedarsonist]

Ummm You're telling me you don't Dunk Your Body In a bath of Rubbing Alcohol After the Dettol? And You only scrub your armpits ONCE? Yeah I know you STINK...

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

Please shower with hot water. Hot water in the morning or during the day if you’re going out and cold water before bed. Shower with liquid detol or at least detol soap. Scrub your armpits. Then when you get out, dry your skin properly. Like DRY it. Then use lotion and deodorant

[Tala @failedarsonist]

So He can pay #Duh

[cyber @farspacehunter]

adult women, yes. what is the purpose of a male in a shop that sells bras and panties? any man with a modicum of respect for women would never enter a lingerie store. it’s creepy as fuck. make him wait outside.

[Tala @failedarsonist]

I Guess U had to be there... But I Remember soooo Many Tutorials on how To achieve this exact look LMFAO This is even tame. Dare I say

[Tala @failedarsonist]

This style Of Colour grading was soooo Popular in the 2010s omg like Literally Every Tumblr gifset Looked like this

[mira 🐾 @VIVIFANGS]

i don’t remember the color grading being this awful

[Tala @failedarsonist]

Yeah. Basically Every movie

[Scot Mommin' @scotmaupin]

Are there any movies where MOST of the characters are terrible people?

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds Love is love

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds I'll Just start Lip syncing to Let Me Love You like that kid on Musically When his Grandad was dying in hospital Or Whatever

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds What If You Were dying and I sent that anyway and that was The last Thing You ever read. What then.

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds Its Really feeling like Youre trying to Guilt trip me for Not texting you for a week... And Now when you Are Dying And text me I'll Think its just another prank...

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds I guess All love really Is Conditional... 😔

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds *Blushes Beetroot red* *Shyly Looks around to Make sure No Ones watching* (Whispering quietly) Um hehe... Love you too... *Runs Away embarrassed*

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

“We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds Us Chilling

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds Me too

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds -Elizabethans

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds Cock and ball Therapy

[Tala @failedarsonist]

@glacialspeeds Wow.

[Tala @failedarsonist]

Smelling like Mildew On the train #SmellingLikeMildewOnTheTrain

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

When a restaurant has gluten free bread 👍👍👍👍👌👌👌❤️❤️❤️❤️

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert De Niro says he prefers the Minions over Madagascar.