Failed Child

thots are my own

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COOL KIDS BELONG TOGETHER

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my job is so overwhelming but I have a direct supervisor that is such a light and offers me such holistic support— tweeting my thankfulness for that today

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@toremydress your mind >> 🤯

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today in Broad and Vague Sentiments! by Cheyenne: life is fucking wild

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¿SABES QUE? ESTOY A TUS PIES

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I’m gonna sue God

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@toremydress here’s a little song I wrote….

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Someone buy me a bass guitar

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@toremydress Lmfaooooooooooooooi

[Failed Child @failedchildstar]

What’s the nongendered term for pick me bitch bc…

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first invited friend I’ve had over in months: what is this?
me: oh that’s just my Exodus Box

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Abandoned by God this fine Sunday

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I am sillily hungover.

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I remember the first time I had cold brew. I barfed everywhere and was like “whoa this is the high I’ve been chasing”

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hoes mad I’m unabashed

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Libras are cunts (not Hilary Harper)

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Man Ace had a full blown meltdown @ Yokozuna happy hour today hahaha

[Sarah McCammon📻 @sarahmccammon]

“The warrant allowed deputies to ‘utilize breaching equipment to force open doorway(s), entry doors, exit doors, and locked containers’ and to search all rooms, garages and ‘storage rooms, and outbuildings of any kind large enough to accommodate a small goat.’”

[Failed Child @failedchildstar]

up early harassing my friends about breakfast

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@toremydress will temporarily trade you my GREEN CORN REBELLION tee for the Pueblo Revolt one 🤝🤝