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Waluigi, male feminist [she/her]

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@reillyjo69 the way you’re so 🙂 but it’s not even light out yet is selling me on this coffee tbh

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

free britney 🤝 free palestine

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@uchi_matcha shrug

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anti-parasocial parasocial club

[Miss Piggy @MissPiggy]

With Fall weather comes Fall fashion! Make sure your fashion includes heels that are easy to walk on to avoid a Fall fall.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

They became the very thing they sought to destroy

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@jujubean_1 I did 1 day yesterday and am going to need to ice my feet for 2 weeks

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@dreamweaver5592 you’re also describing all of Long Island though, further evidencing that Batavia counts as downstate

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Phoebe Bridgers @ Gov Ball was surely incredible but it’s worth nothing that I couldn’t stop thinking of this guy the whole time her band was on stage doing their thing

[🐌 @failedmermaid]

@scoliosisthot School of Rock always reminds me of you

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@uchi_matcha a convo I had this afternoon

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@uchi_matcha I’m an only child

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you literally couldn’t pay me to watch a movie about James Bond as a woman. you actually couldn’t pay me to watch a movie about James Bond as a man either but the point is that everything is stupid

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

That's uh, quite a misrepresentation of what he said

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bug death szn >> 😛🚫🦟

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@uchi_matcha thank you for this, keep tweeting cute stuff

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@uchi_matcha completely explains your aura

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changed my @ because it’s unfortunately becoming clear that I’ll never be a mermaid. I’m 25. I’m a dreamer but I’m not delusional

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I truly can’t even isolate the worst part of this email

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Chris Cuomo: “and as a husband I can empathize with not liking to see my wife patted as such”