kris

oh thats so soup Man

[kris @failedproject_]

Hello Twitter

[kris @failedproject_]

@RealKingChik already do .. Diligently ..

[kris @failedproject_]

i Will make a deodorant but for Buttcrack

[pas @c000lgrl]

WATCH ITTTT also voice reveal …. 😳😳

[kris @failedproject_]

@megst4r no But she did make me turn the fan on

[kris @failedproject_]

farted so Bad she made me sleep on the couch

[kris @failedproject_]

pas and i playing far cry .. i Will love u forever if u check it out .. https://t.co/cQnjI3HYyW

[kris @failedproject_]

tech Enthusiast with a speech impediment who also loves gay people "i love Lg TV"

[kris @failedproject_]

Casey anthony was probably rolling a Wood and taking back to back shots while caylee was still Attached to the umbilical cord

[kris @failedproject_]

Peeing on a thermometer and then Shooting m yself bc i think it means Having 40 kids

[kris @failedproject_]

happy Pride month guys ❤️

[kris @failedproject_]

white boy with a mexican Accent "ehh brochacho why u fingering Me ese"

[kris @failedproject_]

Love u the most @c000lgrl . thank u @megst4r for introducing us a Year ago ❤️

[pas @c000lgrl]

yesterday was a year since me and @failedproject_ met on this godforsaken app and today is a year since we started talking ……. time flies when ur having fun i suppose ……. #fartpiss

[kris @failedproject_]

@BLU3_D1SC_R0T life is strange-esque i guess? idk but it is More an interactive movie than anything

[kris @failedproject_]

videogame journalism should Not exist they are all spineless bastards

[kris @failedproject_]

hiii im live plkaying horror game https://t.co/CVp7kKxw24

[kris @failedproject_]

@BLU3_D1SC_R0T essentially an "indie" "game" that was sponsored by a Billionaire n it is faux 90s nostalgia slop that requires like 3 button presses from the player to actually finish and it is getting Raving reviews from game journalists for barely even being a Video game

[kris @failedproject_]

@BLU3_D1SC_R0T this tweet was influenceedd by the recent Mixtape fiasco

[kris @failedproject_]

i can't imagine zucky boy or bald amazon Man heartedly laughing at anything. Like all they Do is sit in a big white padded room with a computer Plugged into the back of their head