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Professional shitposter (I am also an actual grown person. I know, it's wild)

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@gosipgoat Oh mood

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My life is like a porn except the hot pizza delivery guy delivers the pizza and then leaves

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I'm gonna need someone to take a very clear picture of the right upper arm of Joel Hokka from @BlindChannelFIN because I keep seeing his maze tattoo and it makes my brain itch and I wanna solve it

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Point is: PLEASE, for the love of God, spell it out for me cuz I won't get it otherwise

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The problem doesn't lie within me having crushes, but rather within not knowing where I stand with someone.

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My new workout routine is just going to sleep and let my stress make me clench my abdominal muscles so I'm flexing for 8 hours. Gonna have a 6pack by Christmas

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Classical film theories are gonna end up killing me

[berk (worm girl) 🍉🪱🏁🤡 @icaruspendragon]

“i’m sorry about what happened. my intent does not matter as much as my impact. i’m sorry you were hurt and i promise i will do better from this point forward. i hope you accept my apology, but understand if you don’t.”

see, how hard is that?

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Every day I wake up and I hope my badly hung mirror will final destination me

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I'm like one bad week away from sweetening my morning coffee with fucking ajax

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My new hobby is writing down the trauma that's been bugging me that week and also putting my feelings regarding that trauma into words.

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I forgot how pretty my cursive is.

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Point is: stop regurgitating old classics and please, for the love of God, netflix, stop recommending the same 5 movies IN EVERY CATEGORY

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The problem with modern horror is not just that it sucks, it's that even if it's just a campy slasher, it tries to take multiple moral stands (looking at you, Texas chainsaw) AND FUCKING FAILS.

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@japhays Yes

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My mental health is plummeting so my bullshit is back

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The minimum I do is not bare, it is very well dressed

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The only reason I still try to find beauty in life is because I need to believe that the bullshit I go through every single day is not for nothing.

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The only thing I learned in life is never to wash a window when the sun is shining.

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When I was a kid I used to think I could predict the future based on whether or not I woke up with an awful stomach ache that day. If my stomach hurt, it would deffo be a bad day. Turns out I just had chronic anxiety