Great thing about college: wardrobe malfunction? Just go to your room and change.
Bad thing about college: you got 2 hours of sleep so your room feels like 20 miles away.
You ever just look further into your empty Chick-fil-A nugget box just to make sure you’re not missing a nugget even though there are CLEARLY not anymore nuggets left?
You know you’re not the most studious individual when you’re in the library and hear someone behind you whisper to their friend “Bailey French in the library??”
I promise I’m smart. Just hate the library.
Says to friend: “I shouldn’t be eating Chick-fil-A but I’m going to”
*opens the door to Chick-fil-A*
*fire alarm goes off*
*has to evacuate*
Says to God: I just wanted some chicken nuggets. I would have gotten a salad too. I promise.
This is my dad:
He gets super excited about NFL playoffs starting then turns on the tv to the History Chanel to watch some show about biblical archaeology.