horrid himejoshi girl

i'm like if they made himejoshis but for girls
socrates of boobs | 🔞 she/her 28 | likes and follows and occasional retweets are nsfw

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

sorry if youve ever grimaced seeing my account reply to your tweet as a stranger. my old main account is private and unused these days and it's easier to just use the account i see the tweets on and take bidoofs law as a way of life

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

@fartdysphoria i was still id'ing as asexual at the time too so i kinda just kept my head down

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

@fartdysphoria it was NUTS how prevalent it was. like every second week there was some shit going on about it for months. it's chill for the most part now, just that some people will have it dug back out and start posting like theyre still in the trenches

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

the fat vs skinny patchouli debate is unfortunate because all canon sources point to her being practically just skin and bone, but i know in my heart that in reality she would be fat as fuck eating lotss of burgers andd she would ;et mme put my face in her boobs and tumy 🤤

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

@DemoKitsun did you know that a good way to quickly work out what types are special pre-physical-special-split is to look at the types of the eeveelutions (minus eevee) and add dragon?

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

i wish my worthless brain chose a type of information to latch onto that was more useful than "general pokemon knowledge". that shits not gonna get me a job. it should have chosen something cooler like "the entire C documentation" or "every single type of bird"

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

wait. the bird thing is lowkey pokemon again fuck. anyway if anyone needs a pathetic worthless girl to explain something about pokemon to them in a way that reminds you of the average familiarity xkcd comic, then you know where to find me

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

@MykesFeister almost every time i play through a story-dense game, i think to myself "oh, it feels like i'm at the last stretch of the story. i'll just stay up and finish it up since i'm pretty invested atm" and then i get put in the time vortex and it's suddenly 12 hours later

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

it's not even unreasonable. *i* really want to know this too, but it's just a hole in the info we've been given and it's almost certainly gotta be intentional at this point

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

idk how to talk about it more vague than this but it's really funny how the xenoblade theorists have been going insane about what the identity of the child of one of the previous characters is for the last like 3 years. we'll be talking about [character] kid for the next decade

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

now this may come as a surprise to some of you but i think its pretty cool when girls kiss

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

@TemmieOrSmth99 https://t.co/8YD909imUQ
from this video! mostly from voice and energy vibes

[Koopazu @KoopazuGD]

Just got this video recommended to me and this might be the most excited guy I’ve ever seen

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

the true meaning of the toby fox pjackk post is that kris and susie will be taking The Pjackk Challenge in chapter 5

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

@himekoyomin counterpoint: sitting next to her lets you rub her belly and tell her that she's doing a good job eating so much food

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

waylandcraft is pretty neat

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

watching youtube slop while i eat dinner and suddenly they use a trans suicide as a dogwhistle. disgusting disgusting person

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

thank god someone finally said it

[Ron @Truegreen7]

Dear Google,

When I search words like: Earthquake, Tailwind, Acrobatics, Intimidate, Static, Moxie, etc, I'm looking for the Pokémon version of those words, not the real definitions. Take me to Serebii or Bulbapedia please.

Thanks,
Ron

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

@tumblr Bring Him Back.

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

@linkkling tbh it's basically just "do every questline that starts with blue quests". its up to you on what you might want to skip, but it sounds like you basically want it all anyhow
theres some yellow quests worth doing, but i cant ever remember which ones those are sorry qwq

[horrid himejoshi girl @failhimejoshi]

@Gh0stFactory as it's been pointed out, it wasn't removed. but more importantly: there was a post-release mission where fight a load of these guys with the frequency and volume back up. (not actually sure on that last part, but you do hear the line A Lot either way)