Extinct For A Reason

The world's least popular compendium of animals too flawed to survive evolution.

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@creativitymag: This beautiful mural shows what clueless Americans think Cinco de Mayo represents http://t.co/LKmnkmxe7d

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@audubonsociety: Illustrated global bird classification reveals 400 new species smarter than Combover Eagle. http://t.co/l2sbksrUAe

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Pandas - nature’s cutest evolutionary dead ends? http://t.co/CIqW1mUZfd #panda

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Researchers revive extinct Rockpecker https://t.co/3Mh4M7aaKp

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Scientists resurrect Non-Landing Frog http://t.co/dd9Y7LUlnT Kermit goes ker-splat #kermitthefrog

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Bi-Polar Bear Speaks after 70,000 Years https://t.co/3Mh4M7aaKp Fascinating!

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Neil deGrasse Tyson on the extinct human exhibit in the aliens' museum: "Here they are not building a spaceship..." #climatechange #SXSW14

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In-time-for-Christmas shipping available on Amazon Prime. Just sayin!

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Your housecat is plotting to kill you in 4 million years. http://t.co/UDWWzajCup … Could Sabertooth Cats Re-evolve? MT @edyong209

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When they can automate snarky pop culture books, we'll worry. http://t.co/SV6ENooU8a Google developing humanoids to automate simple tasks

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A helpful article for single Extinct fans: http://t.co/ThaYpl724c … Evolution and The Friend Zone

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Just got 2 "Dislikes" on our facebook page. So, apparently that's a thing now?

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One of our readers just de-tweeted our last 10 posts. Didn't know that was even possible?

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Didn't see our glowing review in the NY Times Sunday edition. Must have meant next week.

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Happy Thanksgiving, from us figurative turkeys to all you literal ones.

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Every dollar we earn goes to researching where our research dollars are going. #tautology

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Happy birthday, On the Origin of Species! Time to break out those dodo piñatas. @friendsofdarwin

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Officially boycotted by the Texas Board of Education, and 49 others.

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15 straight weeks on Waldenbooks "Currently Not Reading" table. Seems like kind of a waste of floorspace??

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Just made #4 on Amazon's Top 10 Worst Selling humor books. Why would they even make a list like that?