Hannah

Bigfoot owes me money.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

@ZackNewsMan @dog_rates You know, this is actually lovely. Because just like the real Muffin, the ground is usually not that far beneath us. We just need a little help from time to time ❤️ P.S. Muffin says hi 👋🏻 🐶

[Hannah @FailingFully]

@laineyjolynn @dog_rates I told her, she says she loves you too.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

@KatB1978 @dog_rates She did!

[Hannah @FailingFully]

@MightyCuinn @dog_rates Her name is Luna! Also a 14/10 good dog. Luna and Muffin are “sisters.” They have been together forever ❤️

[Hannah @FailingFully]

@dog_rates

[Hannah @FailingFully]

@dog_rates Thanks for sharing Muffin! Muffin is our 4 year old corgi who lives on our small farm in the PNW. She swims in the creek on our property almost every day! She usually doesn’t require much assistance, but who doesn’t need a helping hand from time to time?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Muffin. She didn’t want to alarm you but she is in fact floating away. Really appreciates the assistance. 14/10

[Hannah @FailingFully]

@vitusspehar It’s almost time to start my spring garden…I don’t know. That feels like such a selfish thing to think about right now. But it’s what I’m most looking forward to.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

@clairewillett @samsjazz Hi! This is me! I hope he takes his video down. Alas, he’s blocked me from following up. Something very frustrating about a man stealing from women to make himself more palatable to other women.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

@lettershoppe Hi, I’m a burnt out ER nurse who wants to quit her day job and move to a farm because the American healthcare system is causing me to ✨rot✨ from the inside out. Anyway, vibrators the die because their motors burn out go to Valhalla.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

Hey ⁦⁦@RIDGIDtoday⁩ are ya’ll on #TikTok ?? https://t.co/I1f302vDKm

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

It's been 24 hours and I still have yet to see any NRA member standing up to this military occupation they always say they need guns for.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

My kid -dead serious- thought Jesus’s full name was “Jesus F*ckin Christ.”

So yeah, I will acknowledge that I may in fact cuss too much.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

#ShutItDownJay

Kinda shady that you’ve decided to address the state AFTER Boeing announces they’re halting production...BUT OK.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

@GovInslee #ShutItDownJay Please!! Every time I step into a patient’s room I weigh the pros and cons of using my valuable PPE for that interaction. We should not be caring for our patients this way! Sincerely, a stressed out ER RN

[Hannah @FailingFully]

“Wow I can’t believe you’re into this garbage.”

My husband, roasting me for watching cheesy Christmas movies.

“BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DONT FIND THE SCROLL IN TIME!?!? A CHRISTMAS CURSE???

My husband, 15 minutes later. After getting sucked in to my cheesy Christmas movie.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

Saint Nick? More like SAINT THICC.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

We put up Christmas lights. Then the neighbors put up slightly nicer lights. So naturally my husband went out and bought MORE Christmas crap to assert dominance as the alpha of this cul-d-sac.

This 4ft inflatable elf is the middle class suburban dad equivalent of a knife fight.

[Hannah @FailingFully]

My kid got into my tarot cards and mixed them up with Uno. How do I know this? Well I just pulled a “draw 4” card.

I don’t know what this means for my spread but it absolutely cannot be good.

#tarot #tarotreading #draw4