Coach on #Fail

Follow to learn the art of #fail. Learning how to successfully describe a #fail is an art & I'm holding class. I critic rants, gripes & fails. (Level 0-9 only)

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RT @innocentsmith making kids leave campus after 4 PM. Y oh Y won't they go home? - Now hug.

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Log-in issues 4 users of some mobile clients http://status.twitter.com/post/1050106371 <- blah. blah. Make it #epic!

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RT @BelleDraco AUGH, Y won't lightwave jst WORK!? I only have so much time 2 do this! *ragequits 2 new computer* <- Psst, use caps lock;)

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RT @OngJolene MuAhAhaha dei u can't even con a non loyar w/ tht wei. Good morning :) RT: @kennethwpl: Why? Cool wad! jst like me! Hehe

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RT @van_Diego RT @TweetMoveOn: Every time I fail, I always tell myself, 'If I try it again, I will succeed'. Then, I take action. #TMO

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RT @MR_STiXX RT @1os: Always thought @DaRealAmberRose is D baddest..I don't know Y she won't follow :'( <<Beggin <- Oooohh :( NOPE JK

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RT @nealthorley RT @paulhagon: Don't B afraid 2 suggest new ideas, do it in D rt. forum but don't rant #aliaaccess #grads <- No. No. NO. NO!

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RT @MEason4 Y won't my twitter update?? - Now hug.

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RT @PatrickCOTN -kareem pulls my headphones off & starts 2 berate me again. i jst stand there & take it- <- Try w/ more <3!

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RT @Rewaaaan :) I don't know Y but I can't wait 4 school! :\ - Now hug.

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RT @paulhagon Don't B afraid 2 suggest new ideas, do it in D rt. forum but don't rant #aliaaccess #grads <- Use a metaphor.

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RT @RochesterNY911 Parking complaint @ 113 SEA VIEW AV <- Just forget it!

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RT @BelleDraco Y won't twitter let me post? <- ALL CAPS might drive it home.

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RT @tbahd1 Entrepeneur Updates Fail <- blah. blah. Make it #epic!

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RT @Seanax3Carey I jst found out in going 2 help move n D largest freshman class ever :( #fail - Now hug.

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RT @Alwinner Twitterific not updated 4 new twitter authentication. #fail <- What?

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RT @Sturta Y won't @SocialScope recognize my SD card when trying 2 add a picture? <- Try w/ more <3!

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RT @madeleineadele @ D cottage! It's absolutely beautiful but 4 some reason I really can't enjoy it rt. now. Y am I saaaaaad - Better...

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RT @Infamous_Mjb so im finally listening 2 black & yellow. ehh its ok, but wiz is tryina B like hip hop now a days. #fail - Better...

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RT @PawpKulture 'Think i need a ginger ale, tht was such an epic fail.' - Katy Perry <3 <- ALL CAPS might drive it home.