Failsafe Bagel

A preening, scowling void of pure nothingness. I'd prolly have more followers if I didn't delete all the bots.

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@serious1G @RedWavePress @grok If they're actually good at their job, yes? It's like asking if I'd want an ugly trucker delivering milk to my local grocery store. Who tf cares what they look like if they're doing the job well? Lara is a shit journalist.

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@WhiteHouse @HHSGov Y'all right now

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@JD5280co @ABC

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@chain_rad @GuntherEagleman Best of luck, babe!

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@chain_rad @GuntherEagleman “Of course you are not communist, boy” or “Of course you are not, communist boy”? “Understand the term punk” or “Understand the term, punk”? Impossible to understand you, dude. Very clear where you stand on fortifying public education in this country. Maybe go lick some batteries

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@Virgil19BC @GuntherEagleman Serious question: all of you MAGA dudes have rage hard-ons for this dumb show that no one watches, The View. Does it make you uncomfortable when women disagree with you? Should they, maybe, get back to the kitchen? Show us on the dolly where Whoopi Goldberg hurt you.

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@VikingChick99 @GuntherEagleman We don’t have state-run media in this country. So yes, it does mean journalists are all independent. Every outlet reports on things “coming from the govt”. What Heggy wants is that, but without context, analysis, or critique, only parroting what he says. That’s propaganda.

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@chain_rad @GuntherEagleman Not familiar with your community’s terminology, but whatever you get up to on your own time is your business!

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@VikingChick99 @GuntherEagleman "Taxpayer-funded" does not mean "must spread Pentagon propaganda", but thanks for playing.

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@chain_rad @GuntherEagleman Honest question, are you one of those dudes who can only get off to pics of Hegseth exercising? Does the moist sock have to have a sticker with his face on it, or can you work from memory?

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@WhiteHouse "I TOO EAT DONUTS, OBSERVE, I WILL OPEN MY SKIN FLAP AND INSERT THEM INTO MY FACIAL HOLE. MMM, DELICIOUS, LIKE A BOWL FULL OF WARM MEALWORMS. THAT IS TO SAY, WHATEVER OTHER HUMANS EAT TO SATIATE THEMSELVES."

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@SBAgov What does this weird-ass post even mean? The press are the ones generating the policies? And they're following Trump? The far-right can't meme.

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By the grace of God, it has finally passed.

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By unanimous consent, the #Senate agreed to S. Res. 833. Recognizing the 1960 University of Missouri Tigers Football team for its undefeated regular season, orange bowl victory and claim to the 1960s National championship.

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@billmurraypar @nytimes @TheAthletic

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@PerciferB @pwidakuswara Hey, just checking in. How about all those VOA folks returning to work? Guess Trump wasn't actually allowed to dismantle it, and the incoming USAGM chief is on board with bringing most everyone back.🤷‍♀️

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@AJEnglish "Today, I went to Starbucks and bought a turkey wrap. When I got home, I found there was no turkey in it. They'd forgotten. Instantly, I knew who was responsible: Israel." --Y'all, probably.

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@wsteaks @playbookdc @brianglenntv @mtgreenee "It was like laying the groundwork for the first Continental Congress in 1774." Like it's not gonna be all about proving the veracity of the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" and removing the last existing guardrails on capitalist greed.

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@TheEconomist Oooooh are the findings that GLP-1 drugs are the only way for fat women to eventually get employed? Fucks sakes, drug companies are shelling out the big bucks to get these stories planted, aren't they?

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@Mr_Kharver @RedWavePress @grok And could you please list out a few of the companies his relatives founded or became major investors in that were miraculously awarded massive govt contracts worth billions of dollars?