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peace harmony love friendship happy kindness lovely smiling comfort bliss joy blessings love and smile

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we could really just toss every child under the age of 6 into a huge series of grinders and mechanisms and turn them into human spam to fix world hunger but morality and ethics hold us back, and there are much more efficient ways to solve world hunger

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how do crabs even fuck

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how ur homunculus looks at u after you tickle its belly and give it little treats and sweets to feast on

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heard my mom call herself a sludgehon slimecel over the phone is this a normal thing to say

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i molested the toucan at rainforest cafe when i was 5

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i laser my pubes into the shape of a punisher skull

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my engorged nipples are ready for the suckling; Come forth my homunculi army, I shall give you all the nourishment and strength you need to topple Japan's government...

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resurrecting shoko asahara to release sarin gas at the amazing digital circus screening

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showered but my balls still stink

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grumgrum juice is coming out of my hard drive help

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my glands are always secreting various oils and lubricants, so much so that i had to install a shower drain in my room to collect the fluids and fill vape cartridges with them to sell to foolishly ignorant high schoolers

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my friend Burger Van Torture just walked in the break room with an entire container of boiled eggs after he told me to not come to work tomorrow

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my foreskin looks like a large antique persian rug

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i got a charley horse on my gooch once riding the hershey park log flume

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chummified bowels

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eating some diddy chips rn idgaf

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if i was lucki i would pour actavis in my gaping belly button and suck it out with a straw

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hey boss sorry i can't clock into work im a killer clown today