professional girlfail™️ (non-gendered)

em/emi/emilia. 27. they/them. code language, speak computer. Master's haver.

Avid FFXIV Player. Primal, Ultros. RDM main. Cenelle Escorsanc. Also Val & Rivals

[professional girlfail™️ (non-gendered) @failsoftraibaru]

This tweet aged like fine fucking wine.

[professional girlfail™️ (non-gendered) @failsoftraibaru]

@PhloxNesspalier I have a cheapo Amazon "gaming" chair that can recline and also has a foot rest. I find the foot rest helps for when I sit crosslegged but unfortunately my circulation is so poor that it also makes my feet fall asleep really bad 😅

[EP @ElricPow]

You ok babe? You haven’t slapped my ass or respectfully objectified me as much as I’d like today

[professional girlfail™️ (non-gendered) @failsoftraibaru]

@PhloxNesspalier Both of us can be funemployed together. It's fine

[professional girlfail™️ (non-gendered) @failsoftraibaru]

I don't think I've felt like this much at rock bottom in a while: between the cancer scare, losing my job, the shit with my dad, and then interviewing for a job for 4 months just to not get it, I think I may be at the end of my rope

[enki @Enkiwii]

mon corps est une machine qui transforme les liens hypertextes wikipedia bleus en liens hypertextes wikipedia violacés

[professional girlfail™️ (non-gendered) @failsoftraibaru]

@PhloxNesspalier you could look into acupuncture as well! My mom has psoriatic arthritis and she said it really helped with her pain

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[helen @helen]

i’m skeptical but honestly they sorta got me when he opened two drawers and found nothing in them. that’s like half of the game

[cate @seaofbelIs]

sometimes living with your parents as an adult feels like you are living in a house where everyone is infected with the mould from Resident Evil 7

[Derli López @derlilopeza]

Si quieres algo serio, dilo.
Si solamente quieres sexo, dilo.

Pero nunca digas que Israel es un Estado legítimo.

[ETHOS @DevEthos]

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

[Aiko @ayeaiaiko]

I hate that my friends came up with this while we were waiting for our food

[professional girlfail™️ (non-gendered) @failsoftraibaru]

Yarpie

[Chip Thief @ShatteredSFW]

"Oh no! There are 2 jedi heading for the bridge! Whatever will we do?"

The humble droideka:

[F.O.L.A @folaoftech]

Being hired as a female software developer🤣

[professional girlfail™️ (non-gendered) @failsoftraibaru]

@PhloxNesspalier Happy virthday! (Birthday but vtuber)

[professional girlfail™️ (non-gendered) @failsoftraibaru]

@PhloxNesspalier Say less

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

It's been a long week. Please enjoy this timeline cleanse.

After the Wimbledon tournament each year, some of the 55,000 used tennis balls are upcycled into tiny shelters for harvest mice.

You're welcome.

[TEAM WATERPARKS @TeamWaterparx]

🌕🌕🌕 2026 🌕🌕🌕