@uindourika Actually fuck it. I want to be deep in your underwear in your bush swinging on each pube like a chimpanzee and try and make it humid and moist like the actual Amazon deserving of your magnificence down there.
Me: Do you guys have the rape fries?
Waitress: ohh sorry we only have cnc fries
*puts my head down on the table so no one can see me cry*
Me: cnc fries are fine